On Chicken-Hawk Schmucks Like Brett Stephens and Ben Shapiro Constantly Pushing for One Pointless and Endless War After Another While Never Once Offering to Suit Up Themselves for the Carnage (Choosing Instead to Stay Stateside Where They Can Continue to Call Anyone Who Disagrees with Them an Anti-Semite)

Yeah, I guess that when you get accustomed to those luxurious Boll and Branch Sheets (one of Ben's favorite sponsors), sleeping on a tent floor in the desert simply wouldn't cut it, even if you did get to mow-down some Arabs.