On Numerous States In the U.S.A Having Essentially Put Illegal Immigrants On the Honor System When it Comes to Proof of Citizenship for Voter Registration

  Call me cynical here, but expecting individuals whose inaugural act in coming to America was flagrantly defying our immigration laws, to be honest about everything else (especially something of this import), seems like a longshot to me.

On a Recent Survey Suggesting that a Third of the Female Students at Cornell Have Been the Victims of Sexual Assault (the Statistics Likely Having Been Buttressed by an Widened Definition of the Term and a Crapload of Social Contagion)

  So the likelihood of being sexually accosted at Cornell University in upstate New York is greater than it is in locations like Botswana and Panama (neither of which draw comparisons to Greenwich, Connecticut, Pacific Palisades, or the Hamptons...... but I digress). 

   And what type of parents would let their daughter go to a school where she'd have a one in three chance of either getting raped, assaulted, or molested? That makes no sense at all. Of course, if the parents deep down know that the whole thing is bullshit and desperately want that Cornell diploma on the dining room wall (trust me, young Missy will probably be living with the folks for at least a half decade), they just might end up pulling a Sargeant Schultz for the next four years. Maybe longer.

On the Fact that Eleven Victoria Crosses Were Awarded to British Soldiers In 1879 at the Battle of Rorke's Drift, the Most Ever In British History for a Single Action

 

 For the folks who've never heard of Rorke's Drift, it was a harrowing battle between 4,000 Zulu warriors and 150 British foot soldiers (nearly a third of whom were either support staff or sick people) in which the Limeys held off the hordes with nothing more than single-shot rifles refurbished with bayonets. It was one of the most inspiring displays of courage in military history. I get it that the leftists are probably butt-hurt with their team losing and all (nonwhites always being the good guys in these nauseating leftist passion-plays) but to not provide credit where it's clearly due is utterly bush-league (putting the typical nature of it aside).

On the Fact that from the Eighth to Eleventh Century the Norse Vikings Captured and Enslaved Hundreds of Thousands of White Europeans and Sold a Significant Percentage of These Captives to the Abbasid Caliphate (i.e., Muslims)

  So instead of Black Africans selling other Black Africans to White Europeans (as took place during the Trans-Atlantic slave trade), we have White Europeans marketing other White Europeans to Berbers, Arabs, and Persians, all of whom were Islamic and, dare I say, a little bit swarthy. Interesting, and more than a smidge ironic, I'd say.

On the Fact that Nobody Has a Gun to Their Head While Being Forced to Anguish Over the Death of Charlie Kirk, We're Only Asking that You Abstain from Crowing and Guffawing In Response to the Tragedy

Seems like a pretty low bar, doesn't it? Oh well, maybe a step ladder next time. 

On Whether the Fact that Even Obama's Own Justice Department Eventually Concluded that There Wasn't Any "There There" When it Came to the Michael Brown Fake Hate-Crime Means that President Obama and His Foot-Soldiers Are a Sub-Division of the Diabolical "Systemic Racism" Apparatus

  You want to weigh in on this one, Joy Reid? Maybe not, huh?

On Moronic and Spite-Filled Podcaster, Jennifer Welch, Being so Ugly that She Makes Her Bowserly Sidekick Seem Like 1930s Carole Lombard

 

 And, yes, she's even more ghastly on the inside. As hard as that is to fathom.