On Biden's Latest Whopper Being that He Saved Six People's Lives While Working as a Lifeguard at a Public Swimming Pool (Every Story that He Tells He Ends Up Being the Hero, Have You Noticed?)

Yeah, this story's a little harder to disprove (no documentation or witnesses) but being that he hasn't told a single story so far that he hasn't embellished it's difficult to believe that he'd start with something this over-the-top.

The Best Singer/Songwriter Who No One's Heard of?

  A solid case could be made for Katy Moffatt, I think. Here she is belting out her version of the classic, You Better Move On.

On the Troglodytic Maxine Waters Getting Confronted In a Restaurant by One of Her Constituents, Later Appearing On One of Those Shitty Cable Programs to Bitch About it, and No One Involved Sensing the Irony of it as Ole Maxine Is On Video Exhorting People to Confront Trump Cabinet Officials In Public

The arguments in favor of term-limits are both plentiful and persuasive (Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi being two of the stronger ones) but, honestly, do you really need to look farther than this Waters idiot? Likely not, huh?

On the Distinct Likelihood that a Massive Plurality of These Idiot Anti-Israel Protesters Wouldn't Be Able to Locate Gaza or Samaria On a Map

People having a cause is nothing new but people having a cause that they know squat about seems to be (at least in terms of the numbers). Hopefully the trend is reversible, because if it isn't, yikes, huh?

On Despising Trump so Much that You're Willing to Vote for this Flaming Imbecile

Here's the deal on Trump, folks. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HIS BUDDY (trust me, he gets on my nerves, too). OK? You just have to look at his tenure in office and honestly compare it to the past three and a half years of pure hell. That's it, and if you can do that and still want to ride that dementia train to God only knows where, at least I tried.

On Accepting a Claim Simply Because Some Authoritarian Douche Consistently Promulgates it

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.

On the Overwhelming Likelihood that if Those Notorious Wikileaks Emails Had Uncovered Rampaging Corruption at the RNC and Not the DNC, the Mainstream Media, Political Establishment, and the Deep State Wouldn't Have Cared One Iota Where the Emails Came from and Would Have Instead Focused Like a Laser On the Embarrassing Contents Within Them

And Putin would have never been branded as Hitler 2.0. How's that for a mental earthquake?