On the Fact that Prior to the Muslim Conquests, North Africa and the Levant Were Largely Christian, Jewish, and Pagan, Persia Was Almost Exclusively Zoroastrian, and the Indian Subcontinent Had Strongly Embraced Hinduism - And so what happened to all these people? Three possibilities. They were either a) annihilated en masse, b) compelled to pay the Jizya, or c) converted over to Islam as it was safer than the other two. Of course the truly compelling question remains. What will the useful idiots of today choose?

On Being Melanie Griffin, a Reasonably Good-Looking Actress, but Having an Other-Worldly Stunning Mother, Tippy Hedren

 Yep, a very tough job, and unfortunately she caused the discrepancy to sprawl by having a ridiculous amount of cosmetic surgery (as opposed to the mom below). Very bad move.

 On "Satisfaction" by the Stones Routinely Being Ranked as the Number 1 Rock Song of All Time but Recently Having Been Demoted by Lowbrow Rolling Stone Magazine All the Way to 31 - I suspect that there might be a D.E.I. component with this in that a fair number of the "songs" that jumped the stones are the creation of low-IQ rappers....... Now if they loaded it up with some John Coltrane, Dexter Gordon, Ornette Coleman, and Miles Davis, a conversation could be had. Otherwise, no.

 On British Muslims Having Recently Hijacked the Country's Green Party - Yeah, apparently they wish to come up with some environmentally friendly bombs and explosives. Killing two birds with one stone, in essence.

 On the Fact that Approximately 3,500 of the Visas that Great Britain Has Set Aside For Ukrainian War Exiles Has Apparently Ended Up In the Hands of Iraqis, Afghans, Nigerians, Indians, Syrians, and a Whole Truckload of Other Potential Brain-Surgeons, Computer Programmers, and Astro-Physicists - The Ukrainian skin-tone is a bit too pale, I guess.

 On Thus Far Not Having Heard a Peep from the Usual Suspect Leftist Idiot Brigades Regarding the Tens of Thousands of Civilians Getting Getting Slaughtered In Iran by the POS Authorities Over There - They're actually doing a one-eighty opposite and having pro-Ayatollah rallies. Probably because of his plethora of pro-woman, pro-gay, and pro-trans policies. Gotta' be it.............P.S. And please, don't let it slip your mind. I myself am not a big fan of Mr. Trump's actions. I just don't believe that lamenting the death of some virulent shit who's major goal in life is to off as many Jews and Christians as possible while simultaneously rooting for your own country to take an embarrassing L is a sane and moral thing to do. That's all 

On Mexican Icon, Dolores Del Rio

 

A Latin version of Greta Garbo. Just prettier.