Monday, September 21, 2026

On Those Aggressively Average Female Jurors from the Clancy Fiasco Communicating to the Useless Media the Way In Which They Lectured the Beleaguered Holdout Juror as if He Was a Kid Needing to Repeat Kindergarten

  Talking down to a black man is an offense that used to land your ass in timeout (and not that long ago) but in the middle of a unique situation where the black dude's a Republican, the cringe low-IQ females are hardcore leftists prone to deranged flights of fancy, and the increasingly radical footsy that the left is playing with infanticide (aborting fetuses at 8 and half months isn't that much of a stretch to killing them postpartum), they apparently decided to rearrange the deck chairs again.

On Crazy Leftist Bims Parading On TikTok, Ranting, Raving, and Sounding the Prophesy that the Second-Coming of the Salem Witchcraft Trials Are Right Around the the Corner (Damn Near Literally)

Better safe than sorry, they must figure (and therefore the performative outrage, I guess).

On Whether Lindsay Clancy "Snapped" Before or After She Sent Her Husband On that Just-Long-Enough-to-Unalive-Her-Three-Children Errand

 Yeah, the timeline seems a trifle important (and a powerful reason in the minds of others why it needn't be researched), doesn't it?

Saturday, September 19, 2026

On Living In a Time In Which George Floyd, Jason Arday, the Ayatollah Khamenei, Hamas, and Lindsay Clancy Are Perceived as Heroic and Admirable Role Models

  Yeah, I probably shouldn't have conflated the third and fourth villains with the other three but being that we actually have lunatics in this country who've stridently cheered them on and lamented their ass-kickings, I took a liberty. Sue me.

On the Assertion that Poverty Is the Reason Why Bantus Over the Years Have Slaughtered Thousands of White Farmers In South Africa

  Well, being that they never seem to steal food during any of these murderous events and instead focus on swiping things like cellphones and tablet computers ( i.e., communication devices to call for help), they probably ain't that hungry (though, yes, they do satisfy their appetite for torture, arson, and cold-blooded killing, that's for certain).