To All of the Muslims from the Levant, North Africa, Persia, the Indian Subcontinent, Turkey, and the Balkans

 I'm tellin' ya', if you folks followed your lineage all the way back to the 7th and 8th Centuries, you would probably find that most of your ancients were either Christian, Jewish (heaven forbid), Hindu, Pagan, or Zoroastrian because back then the great Muhammad was little more than a twinkle in his mother's eye (whoever the hell that chick was).

  P.S. And I can assure, their conversion to Mohammedanism (and yes, they called it that back in the day) was never based on gentle persuasion, as the other options were either going headless or being taxed into oblivion.

On the Fact that Ann Savage Was Either One of the Most Underappreciated Actresses of the 1940s or She Truly Was a Nutcase and Was Playing Herself In the 1945 Cult-Classic, "Detour"

Either way what a performance. Just don't try and date her (the chick's character, I'm saying).

On Doing a Search On Greta Garbo and Having the First Name from the Auto-Compete Being Thunberg Followed by Van Susteren and Van Fleet (a Rock Band that I Had Never Heard of During My Entire Existence

 Look, I get it, I'm in my late hundreds and so I shouldn't be expecting any level of cosmic fairness BUT it still sucks. Royally sucks.

On the State of California Purportedly Now Paying for the Sex-Change Operations of Illegal Aliens -

 Holding a gun to the head of hard-working legal citizens and making them pay for an optional (at best) medical procedure for people who flagrantly violated our federal immigration laws, refuse to master our language, and take far more from the Treasury than they contribute to it makes sense......but only if you're a psychopathic retard and boy, oh boy, do we ever have a shitload of them.

On Some Young White British Kid Getting Filleted by a Crazed Sikh Immigrant and the Solution Being Offered by the British Officials Having to Do with " More Common Sense Knife Control" and a Total Denial of the Racial Element (White People as the Perpetrator Being the Only Allowable Narrative In England These Days)

 It's so hard to comprehend that this is the same stock that ended up subduing Napoleon and largely eradicating slavery in huge swaths of the known world but, alas, it clearly seems so.......And it's knife-control now? Really? What are you going to come up with next? Brick control? Boot control? Whatever you can get your grubby paws on to harm somebody control? Come on, don't keep us in suspense.

    

On the Ignorant Islamist Apologists Apparently Believing that World History Started In the Early 7th Century and that the Muslims Simply Sprouted Out of the Earth and Established Their Dominance Without Any Violence -

 Yeah, this is the way that they don't have to deal with the fact that Islam was preceded (by centuries) by numerous other religions and that they had to force-feed their doctrine onto people (or murder them if they couldn't).......in that otherwise it just doesn't work. Obviously.

On Thousands of Hooligans Trashing Paris In a Manner that Tragically Isn't All that Shocking and Me Still Searching for One with the First Name of Pierre, Francois, or Jacques

 

Not exactly shocking either, is it?