On the Fact that if These Somali Immigrants Voted 70% Republican, Continued to Gobble Up Large Chunks of the Treasury, Bamboozled Eight BILLION Dollars In Fraud, and, Most Importantly, Exhibited Light Skin, the Slopeheaded Rioters Over In Minneapolis Would Be Having Parades for Those I.C.A. Agents Instead of Defecating On Them 24/7 - A pretty effing safe bet, no?

 On the Leftist Goon Squads Apparently Believing that Every Country On Earth Can Be Afforded a Discreet Territory Which They Own and Are In Charge of Who's Allowed Entry............ Except for the United States - Probably because we're so uniquely evil. It's gotta' be that, right?

 On Joan Crawford Presenting Maximilian Schell with His Best Actor Academy While Simultaneously Appearing as if She Wanted to Jump the Poor Guy's Bones - And the fact that this seminal encounter was being viewed by millions in TV Land seemed not to be much of a deterrent..

 On President Obama Having Been Given an Intelligence Report that Ended up Showing No Evidence of Trump-Russia Collusion, Him Not Being Particularly Pleased with Such Findings, and Ultimately Concocting His Own Document with Fellow Rat Finks Clapper, Brennan, etc., All of Which Was Total Bullshit - Can you imagine if Trump and HIS buddies had tried to orchestrate something as venal as this? They would have gotten tossed into Gitmo ASAP. I know it. You know it. And so does everyone else.

 On One of the First Items On the Docket for the Upcoming European Caliphate Likely Being to Deep-Six Any and All Future Gay Pride Parades and Drag-Queen Story Hours - Unfortunately the brain-diseased ramrods on the radical left always refuse to heed such warnings and still think that just a bit more pixie dust will get the job done (it has to at some point, they must figure). It's how they're wired apparently.

 On the Fact that If it Wasn't for the Black African Slave Merchants Who Captured Their Fellow Africans, Marched Them Halfway Across the Continent, and Then Sold Them to White European Slavers, There Likely Wouldn't Have Been a Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade In that the Cost In Blood and Treasure Would Have Made the Enterprise Prohibitive - So yeah, if you're looking for some legit reparations, peering under a couple more stones just might help (especially if you understand that a lot of the peeps who didn't get on the boats ended up getting decapitated).

 On Yet Another Delusional Douchebag Gunning Down Double-Digits (In Canada this Time) and the Authorities Apparently Being More Concerned that They Use the Proper Pronouns to Describe the Freakazoid - And all this while several other victims of the attack are still clinging on for life. Just try and find somebody, anybody, more "marginalized" than them.