On What the Muslims Will Adere to When and if They Overthrow the West, the Constitution of Each Respective Country or the Flippin' Koran? - I was going to suggest that documents from the civilized world would at bare minimum have a puncher's chance, but being that Muhammad purportedly has a granite jaw, simply submitting to the buffoonery is probably the safe choice.

 On the Fact that Slantheads Like Chris Murphy and Tim Waltz Would Wave In Scores of  ISIS Savages if the Prospect of Them Voting Democrat at a 90% Clip Was Even Remotely Feasible - They certainly haven't been in any rush to get rid of the Somali fraud-merchants, MS-13 gangsters, child traffickers, the drug cartel, etc., and so, yeah, ISIS could indeed be an option.

On Who the Muslims (if They Ever Do Take Over the West) Will Mass-Murder First, the Gays or the Pinkos?

 It'll be a mix, I suspect, whoever's in striking distance....... An opportunity approach, in other words.

 On Connecticut's Mildly Retarded Senator, Chris Murphy, Recently Labeling Illegal Aliens (Including the Violent Ones, I'm Assuming) as, "Undocumented Americans" (this Despite the Fact that They Were Just Hondurans, Guatemalans, and Mexicans 15 Minutes Ago) - Or as I prefer to call them, "Undocumented Low-Information, Barely-Educated, Treasury-Depleting, Disrespecting Non-Americans Who Murphy Only Wants In Our Country to Multiply Votes and In Essence Turn Us Into a One-Party System"....... Trust me, he's not as stupid as he looks.

On the Percentage of Men Who've Greeted Geraldine Fitzgerald and Didn't Drop for Her

 

Single digits, it's gotta' be (with most of 'em being blind, I suspect 😉).

On Observing Taylor Swift Dance On Stage and Concluding that Her Performance Made Britney Spears Seem Like Vintage Gwen Verdon

 And she's a billionaire, let that sink in as well.

 On the Fact that Judging Individuals from the 15th, 16th, and 17th Centuries Strictly Through the Lens of 21st Century Sensibilities Is One of the Most Bald-Face Exemplars of Limited Intelligence that One Could Possibly Conjure Up and the Fact that it's Currently Running Roughshod All Throughout Our Increasingly Dumbed- Down Society Certainly Makes the Future a Bit Less Rosey, Wouldn't You Say? - Of course they also scatter this excrement exclusively on Western countries and give pretty much the rest of the globe a pass (even those that were more barbaric than we were; the Turks and other Muslim caliphates, Mongols, Aztecs, Zulus, etc.) and so, yeah, that sucks, too.