On Connecticut's Mildly Retarded Senator, Chris Murphy, Recently Labeling Illegal Aliens (Including the Violent Ones, I'm Assuming) as, "Undocumented Americans" (this Despite the Fact that They Were Just Hondurans, Guatemalans, and Mexicans 15 Minutes Ago) - Or as I prefer to call them, "Undocumented Low-Information, Barely-Educated, Treasury-Depleting, Disrespecting Non-Americans Who Murphy Only Wants In Our Country to Multiply Votes and In Essence Turn Us Into a One-Party System"....... Trust me, he's not as stupid as he looks.

On the Percentage of Men Who've Greeted Geraldine Fitzgerald and Didn't Drop for Her

 

Single digits, it's gotta' be (with most of 'em being blind, I suspect 😉).

On Observing Taylor Swift Dance On Stage and Concluding that Her Performance Made Britney Spears Seem Like Vintage Gwen Verdon

 And she's a billionaire, let that sink in as well.

 On the Fact that Judging Individuals from the 15th, 16th, and 17th Centuries Strictly Through the Lens of 21st Century Sensibilities Is One of the Most Bald-Face Exemplars of Limited Intelligence that One Could Possibly Conjure Up and the Fact that it's Currently Running Roughshod All Throughout Our Increasingly Dumbed- Down Society Certainly Makes the Future a Bit Less Rosey, Wouldn't You Say? - Of course they also scatter this excrement exclusively on Western countries and give pretty much the rest of the globe a pass (even those that were more barbaric than we were; the Turks and other Muslim caliphates, Mongols, Aztecs, Zulus, etc.) and so, yeah, that sucks, too.

  On the Fact that One of Trump's Strong Suits Has Been the Fact that He Hasn't Destroyed Any Countries Yet and so He Had Best Tread Carefully with this Dangerous Iran Intervention - Needless to say, I'm opposed to this policy. My only hope is that Mr. Trump continues to prioritize his stout opposition to additional regime change wars and a) pulls the plug once he comprehends diminishing returns and b) takes advice from the wiser people in his sphere, whoever they might be 🤞🫣.

On the Fact that Hollywood Hates Our Guts and Don't Even Attempt to Hide it Anymore

  Granted, they're a bunch of imbeciles who's opinion on damn near everything carries about as much weight as Karen Carpenter did after a Thanksgiving day feast but, still, when you're as contemptible as these pieces of filth continue to be, cutting 'em some slack just might be too tall of an order. Wouldn't you say?

 On Islamist Slant-Heads Putting a Fatwa On Tommy Robinson's Head and the Pressure-Group, Love-Not-Hate, Seemingly Finding that to Be an Acceptable Level of Said Emotion......at Least In Tommy's Case - Yeah, I guess that wanting to keep one's culture while attempting to get troglodytic rapists deported and/or imprisoned is a lot more hateful than that pesky little misdemeanor called gang rape......Once you think 🤔 about that is.