On the Fact that I Continue to "Identify" as Burt Lancaster

And, yes, when I say that I identify as Burt Lancaster, I mean, I AM BURT LANCASTER. That's right, it was me who starred in "Elmer Gantry", "Birdman of Alcatraz", "Come Back, Little Sheba", "Sweet Smell of Success", "Atlantic City", and "From Here to Eternity". And don't even think about asking me  how I did it (some of these pictures having been made before I was born and all) because that would be bigoted. You know, my truth and all.

On These Insane and Idiotic Mothers Who Constantly Go Around Talking About Their "Nonbinary" Kids, a Construct that Only an Easily-Led Deranged Adult with Way too Much Time On Their Hands Would Ever Entertain, Never Mind Embrace

I'm generally not in favor of taking children away from their parents but with sociopaths like this, man would I ever be tempted (were I a monarch, I'm saying).

Thomas Jefferson On the Government's Fascistic Approach to the Covid Pandemic

"....merely an experiment on the American mind, to see how far it will bear an avowed violation of the Constitution."......What's that, T.J. wasn't alive during covid? Oh yeah, you're right. Must have been talking about something else, the Alien and Sedition Acts of 1797 probably.......Close enough, though, wouldn't you say?

On People Seemingly Forgetting that -

a) in 2017, Maxine Waters, Jamie Raskin, and several other Congressional shits took to the House floor and challenged the electoral count in at least six states - https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-democrats-object-more-states-2016-republicans-2020-1561407, b) in 2019, Senators Wyden, Warren, and Klobuchar sent a letter to Dominion Voting Systems complaining about the possibility of "switching votes", "undisclosed vulnerabilities", and "improbable results" that "threaten the integrity of our elections" - https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/democratic-senators-warned-of-potential-vote-switching-by-dominion-voting-machines-prior-to-2020-election, c) Hillary Clinton in one of her low IQ zoom sessions with favorite pet, Jennifer Palmieri, asserted that Mr. Biden should not concede under any circumstances (so denying the election before the election even took place, in other words), d) not a single one of the 50-something witnesses that Adam Schiff called before his underground hearing could say under oath that they had hard evidence of Trump colluding with Russia, e) papers were found on John Brennan's desk strongly suggesting that Russia actually preferred Mrs. Clinton to Trump (a concern that the latter would be too much of a loose cannon), f) it was President Obama who sanctioned those notorious cages where the migrant children were sleeping, not Trump, g) Officer Sicknick did NOT perish from a fire extinguisher to the head but rather days later from natural causes, h) - in 2012, The New York Times published an article entitled, "Error and Fraud at Issue as Absentee Voting Rises" (absentee voting in Florida favors Republicans and hence this angle was needed) - https://paranoiacstoogetalk.blogspot.com/2020/05/on-2012-new-york-times-article-which.html - TO BE CONTINUED

On the Fact that it Was White British People Who First Ended Slavery, Not the Indigenous People of North and South America, Not Sub-Saharan Africans, Not South Asians, Not Middle-Easterners, and Not North Africans and so When These Disgusting Neo-Marxist Idiot Professors Try and Denigrate You Because of Your Skin Color and Ancestral Misdeeds, Educate the Mother-Effers 'Cause Heaven Knows Someone's Gotta'

Sensing some "white rage" here? You are? Good, mission accomplished.

On Douche-Bag Obama Yet Again Giving a Speech In Which He Calls for (Circuitously, as Is His Penchant) Censorship of Information and Viewpoints that Run Counter to His Plethora of Moronic, Dystopian, and Bullshit Ideas

It also sounded a great deal like confession through projection in that he never once mentioned Trump/Russia collusion, the pee-pee tape, the Hunter Biden laptop being Russian disinformation, Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton talking about grand-kids and golf, Adam Schiff lying through his butt-crack for 5 effing years, Officer Sicknick being murdered by Trump supporters on January 6th, the 8,465 government and media falsehoods about covid (from hydroxychloroquine being a deadly drug to the covid vaccine stopping transmission), the Covington Catholic kids acting like evil little shits, and most recently psychopath John Brennan saying that Russia blew to shreds its damned pipeline!!!!! Of course when you litter your speech with a shitload of pregnant pauses for effect, hard to include everything, I guess.

On One of the Key Questions that I Now Ask Myself When Evaluating Political Candidates Being, "How Much Do These Jerk-Off Fools Despise Me?"

And unsurprisingly the answer is almost always, a great big bunch.