On Trump (at His State of the Union Speech) Asking Officials In the Chamber to Stand if They Agree with Him that the Most Important Function of Government Is to Protect its Citizens from Potential Harm and None of These Bozos Making the Effort to Do so - I've never bought into this whole Trump playing 4D chess nonsense (the guy's simply not disciplined enough) but I gotta tell ya', on this particular evening, he was at least playing some backgammon.

 On the Leftists Being so Brain-Diseased (and Unoriginal) that They Continuously Call People Who Simply Wish to Keep Their Language, Culture, and Heritage, Yep, You Got it, "Racists" - The encouraging part is that the power of this idiotic slur seems to be losing its oomph on a fairly regular basis. We just need to get more and more people on board, that's all..

 On Being so Moronic as to Believe that the Mohammedans Will Simply Close Up Shop Once All the Jews Get Slaughtered and Allow the Hindus, Christians, Zoroastrians, Jains, Atheists, Agnostics, and Buddhists to Keep On Truckin' With Their Religions - Brain-dead adjacent would probably be the subdivision that I would visit......unless of course you have a better idea.

 On How the Scumbag Leftists Will Respond if the Powderkeg that Is Lebanon Erupts Again and Thousands of Christians Get Slaughtered by the Muslim Brotherhood or One of the Other Devilish Knuckle-Dragging Regiments - Well, if past predicts the future, ignore the piss out of it would likely be the best bet.

 On the Fact that if These Somali Immigrants Voted 70% Republican, Continued to Gobble Up Large Chunks of the Treasury, Bamboozled Eight BILLION Dollars In Fraud, and, Most Importantly, Exhibited Light Skin, the Slopeheaded Rioters Over In Minneapolis Would Be Having Parades for Those I.C.A. Agents Instead of Defecating On Them 24/7 - A pretty effing safe bet, no?

 On the Leftist Goon Squads Apparently Believing that Every Country On Earth Can Be Afforded a Discreet Territory Which They Own and Are In Charge of Who's Allowed Entry............ Except for the United States - Probably because we're so uniquely evil. It's gotta' be that, right?

 On Joan Crawford Presenting Maximilian Schell with His Best Actor Academy While Simultaneously Appearing as if She Wanted to Jump the Poor Guy's Bones - And the fact that this seminal encounter was being viewed by millions in TV Land seemed not to be much of a deterrent..