On Israelis Incessantly Being Called "Settler Colonialists"

 OK, but the other side deserves a "bite at the apple", too, wouldn't you say? For example, what about this little zinger. Instead of calling Islamists, victims, oppressed people, or whatever else that the left and their Middle-Eastern cohorts have ginned up to make Israel look like the Gestapo, we refer to them as them Conquerer Forced Conversionists, something like that? What do you think? Me, I kinda' like it.

 On the Corporate Whore Media Ignoring Israel's 2008 Peace Proposal In Which They Offered Fatah 93.7% of the West Bank, 5.8% of Internal Israel, and 0.5% Extra for a Concourse Connecting Gaza and the West Bank (it totals 100% if You Hadn't Noticed) - It must have been a premium offer because if it wasn't they would have covered it nonstop and shat upon Israel all throughout it's entirety.......And everybody knows it, even the morons.

 On One Time Funnyman, Stephen Colbert, Getting Shit-Canned and of Course Blaming Trump for it Instead of Underscoring the Legitimate Reasons, HIM Being Sucky at His Job (the Asshole No Longer Told Jokes and Instead Took to Heaving Insults that Greatly Needed an Applause Sign) and HIM Losing a Boatload of Cash for His Employers Every Year - And how utterly delicious was it to find that Mr. Colbert was being replaced by a black man. Yum yum.

On Determining that Stephanie Powers and Jill St. John Could Pass for Sisters and My Imagination as Expected Galloping Off Vociferously

 

What can I tell you, shit sometimes happens.

 On the Radical Anti-Zionist, Max Blumenthal (a Fellow Who's so Extreme that Even Wikipedia Finds Him to Be Unpalatable), Excusing the Cruelty of October 6th By Reminding Us that the Conflict Didn't Begin There (Insinuating of Course that Israel Was the Straight-Up Villainess) - Max is actually correct in one respect. The conflict DID start earlier. He just has the timeline fucked up and the protagonist/antagonist dynamic reversed. The conflict didn't begin in the 19th Century. It started in the 7th Century when the Mohammedans gave up on converting people and instead turned to conquering large swaths of the known world (North Africa, the Levant, Persia, Spain, and huge chunks of the Indian Subcontinent) and yes, part of it was the Holy Land which at the time was largely populated by Christians, pagans, and Jews. Got it?

   As to what happened to the Christian, pagans, and Jews once the Mohammedans took control of territory, guess what, the choices were limited, you could either convert, pay the jizzya and live like a second, third, or fourth class citizen, or resist the whole damn thing and get slaughtered for your trouble. Not that Mr. Blumenthal will be moved and/or persuaded by such an historical analysis because he's been drenched by incessant indoctrination but perhaps it can dissuade a few of his more casual consumers, therefore I share.

 On the Pompous-Ass Court-Journalist, Scott Pelley, Recently Having a Temper-Tantrum and Ultimately Getting Fired Because His New News-Director, Bari Weiss Is Attempting to Ditch the Network's Long-Standing Format of Hating On Conservatives 24/7 - Yeah, it seems as if that "new sheriff in town" stuff can be a real bitch (worse if you're one yourself).

On the Average Lifespan of the Girlfriends and Fiancees of the Barkley and Cartwright Brothers from Their Classic 1960s TV Westerns, "The Big Valley" and "Bonanza" - Well, being that the current "over-under" remains at around one episode and the ladies tend to croak just before that last advertisement, I'll probably take the under; just less than a full episode.