On Thousands of Hooligans Trashing Paris In a Manner that Tragically Isn't All that Shocking and Me Still Searching for One with the First Name of Pierre, Francois, or Jacques

 

Not exactly shocking either, is it?

On Whether Jennifer Connelly's Dark Green Eyes Are the Most Striking Eyes Ever

 

👍👍👍👍👍 + Final Answer.

On the Apparent Demise of Vermicelli

I suspect that it's still around but you probably have to go to a specialty shop 'cause I haven't seen it in grocery stores in eons. I enjoyed it because it threads the needle between angel hair (which is too thin for me) and the thin spaghetti (which is too thick) and while it isn't the end of the world I still miss it. I suspect that I could find it on Amazon but having worlds collide like that just might be a bit too surreal. I'll probably have to think on it first 🤔🫣😉.

 On the Fact that Israel and Pakistan Were Founded at the Same Time but Only One of Them Had to Slaughter 70,000,000 Hindus Over the Previous Millennium to Get to that Point - Guess Which. I'll even gift you a clue, it wasn't the "settler-colonialists (they were likely too busy dealing with actual conquerors)".

On Stupid Politicians In Minnesota Deciding to Commemorate Memorial Day by Honoring a Drug-Addicted Career-Criminal Who at One Point During this Illustrious "Career" Aimed a Hand-Gun Straight at a Pregnant Woman's Abdomen

  Needless to say, the people who carried out this stunt got ratioed in a way that had to have broken some records.......These schmucks just don't get it, do they?

On British Islamic Preacher and YouTuber (His Side-Hustle, I'm Assuming), Mohammed Hegab, Coming Out and Literally Asserting that Muslims Will Use Democracy to Overthrow Said System (so the Old One and Done Foray, In Other Words)

 These nimrods are telling us exactly what they're going to do, but because the West is chock to the gills with "sympathizers from within (a more polite way of saying, useful idiots)", we're thinking what, that these jackbooted crazies are only pulling our leg? Something like that, I guess.

 On Recently Hearing Some Moronic Radical Feminist Excuse the Raping of Western and Israeli Women by Knuckle-Dragging Islamists Because Sexual Assault Is an Element of Their Culture and Heaven Forbid that We Ever Critique Cultures that These Bozos Have Deemed to Be "Marginal" - I suspect that it's official by now. The modern-day cultural-Marxist is the paramount king of cognitive dissonance. Yeah, it's kind of been that way for quite a long time but the combination of championing the Ayatollah over 30,000 freshly minted corpses and rapist troglodytes over their brutalized victims takes it to a malevolently new and unforseen locale.