On the Fact that In Just the Past Few Years the Corporate Press Has a) Tried to Convince Us that Judge Kavanaugh Was a Serial Rapist, b) Spearheaded a Pitchfork-Mob Against a High School Youngster Whose Solitary Offense Was Standing His Ground While Some Deranged Lying Sack of Shit Banged a Drum In His Face, c) Justified While Cheering On the Destroying of Private Property by the Ironically Named and Knuckle-Dragging Outfit, Antifa, d) Scared the Population Shitless by Attempting to Convince Them that COVID Was a Huge Danger to Everyone (Including Kids), e) Been Completely Ignoring the Reality that a Hugely Disproportionate Amount of the Recent Violence Directed at Jews and Asians Has Been Perpetrated by Young Black Men While Simultaneously Placing the Blame Exclusively On Trump, f) Continued to Act as if President Biden Has All of His Faculties When Anybody with Two Peepers Can Plainly See that the Man Is In Sharp Cognitive Decline, g) Tried to Convince Their Half-Sauced Audience that Ivermectin and HCQ Are Dangerous Drugs When Each Has a Decades-Long Safety Record Better than Naproxen (the Latter to Hurt Trump, the Former to Aid Big Pharma), h) Allowed Adam Schiff and Other Corrupt Democrats a Nightly Opportunity to Bluster that They Had Some Ultra Hard Evidence of Trump Colluding with the Russians When In Fact They Had Jack (as Displayed In the Declassified Documents of Over 50 Witnesses Stating Under Oath that They Possessed ZERO Hard Evidence of Trump-Russia Collusion), i) Completely Ignored the Devastating Collateral Damage that These Unscientific, Arbitrary, and Fascistic Lockdowns Have Had On the Country, Particularly the Small Business Community, and j) Did Everything Humanly Conceivable to Foster Racial Division In the Country by Pushing Their Bullshit Narrative that Cops Are Disproportionately Gunning Down Innocent Unarmed Black Men

 Quite the resume, huh?