On Hundreds of Drooling, Knuckle-Dragging, and Foaming at the Mouth Pro-Palestinian Protestors Attacking the DNC (Yeah, You Heard Me Right, the DNC, Not the RNC) this Week and My Fervent Hope Being that Authorities a) Round Up Every One of These Combustible Ignoramuses, b) Throw Them Into that Washington Gulag for an Indefinite Period of Time, c) Eventually Try Them, and d) Hit Them with a 10 Year Sentence with Zero Possibility of Parole if Convicted

 How else do you want me to think about the most horrific event since 9/11, The Civil War, and Pearl Harbor? I mean, come on.