On the Fact that Claire McCaskill and Joe Scarborough Could Potentially Go On a Killing-Spree Someday, Chop the Victims Into Pieces, and Then Store 'em In a Freezer for Safe Keeping (an Emergency Food Supply, Perhaps)

Granted, it likely won't happen but being that we're seemingly going through a phase in this country where shitting out preposterous scenarios is allowed and even encouraged, why not jump in the friggin' deep end, right?