On the Easiest Way for a Straight White Male These Days to Gain Oppression Points Being Simply to Label Themselves, "Nonbinary"

It's ingenious actually in that they still get to bang chicks, watch MMA and hockey with their drunk buddies, and even take in some straight porn every so often. Granted, they might have to wear a frilly blouse once in a blue moon but with oppression points and victim status being the payoff so well worth it, I guess.