On Some Lunatic Instacart Driver Named Tara Olivia Plum (a Rageaholic it Appears) Delivering Groceries to a Retired Elderly Couple, Noticing that They Had a Pro-Police Sign In Their Yard, Becoming Indignant, Leaving a Nasty Note In Their Mailbox, Dumping the Groceries In the Driveway, and Right Before Leaving Running the Food Over Repeatedly Reminiscent of a Four Year-Old Having a TT

These are the types of morons that our colleges and universities are shitting out these days (in huge numbers, no less); slantheaded jack-boots who a) couldn't cut in any sort of challenging endeavor, b) end up in some useless major like gender studies hugely in debt, c) forced to assume some low paying service job, d) fail miserably at it (having no marketable skills clearly has a downside), and e) when push comes to shove take their anger out on people with infinitely more class and dignity than they'll ever possess. Sound familiar?