On the Fact that I Went to Numerous Parties (Hard-Core Parties, Insane Parties) In My Teens and Twenties and Never Once Did I Witness Some Dude Whip His Dick Out (as this Lunatic Broad from Yale, Ms. Ramirez, Has Claimed of Kavanaugh)

While I still give the Ford accusation a 10 to 15% chance of being true (and I am being extremely generous here), this claim and the Swetnik one are so patently ludicrous that you would have to be insanely partisan to entertain them AND SO THEY DID, and so they did.