Lydia's Boys (With Apologies to Louisa May Alcott)

These guys, though, folks, I swear, some come straight from central-casting. In fact, I don't think I've ever heard any of them make a point that WASN'T spiked, laced with hyperbole, paranoia, etc.. And the fact that they apparently worship/defend a mudder....and a has-been, too, for Christ! I mean, I thought it was a pretty good line, myself; "I would have rather stared at a chalk-outline of Sal Mineo than be forced to watch that frigging shanty-show." Oh well, I guess that not everyone these days is blessed with Slade Leeds's irony/sense of jest - him being the master of the throw-away lines at Sassy's, damn it!