With Sports Like These....

Dear Laura, I HATE NASCAR! I think it's pointless and stupid. Does that make me an elitist? Please, tell me that it does. I so much want to be better than you - so much so that I can taste it in fact. Oh, and, while we're at it, you can shove all those hunters up your poop-shoot, too; Bambi-killing nimrods, etc...................................P.S. Wow, huh? I'm starting to sound as bad as she does. Bellicosity/vitriol - it must be contagious or something.