On What President Trump Should Have Said to Lebron James When the Superstar Called Him a Bum and Other Such Slurs that I Don't Recall (You Know, Instead of Questioning the Guy's Intelligence)

" (To a reporter attempting to create division) Lebron called me a bum? I'm sorry to hear that. I'm a huge fan of the guy's game. (Rotating his face to the camera) Lebron, if you're out there and listening, please, have one your people contact the White House. We'll try and set up a visit and see if we can reach some common ground, criminal justice reform, for instance. In the mean time, have a great game against the Knicks tonight. (Turning back to the lowbrow reporter) So anymore questions, my friend? No, have a good day then."