On My Suspicion that at Least Some Folks On the Right Are Eventually Going to Ask for Proof that Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Either Still Alive and Kicking or Not too Incapacitated to Function as a Justice (Some Have Claimed that She Was Recently Spotted at Some Play but None of the Thousand Attendees with Cell-Phones Thought to Snap a Photo)

And, no, a two-year-long embarrassing remake of "Weekend at Bernie's" probably won't cut it. Sadly.