On the Fact that I Just Bought a Brand-New Electric Stove for Under $500 and this Included Tax, Delivery, Installation, and Removal of the Old Stove

Gee, I wonder how much that it would have run me if Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, that idiot socialist bimbo from New York, and the rest of those hard-left social-planners were in charge of the appliance industry. Something tells me that it probably would have been a dollar or two more...….What do you think?