On the Fact that if a God Does Exist, He Probably Wouldn't Be Conversing with an Illiterate Warlord and that Illiterate Warlord Certainly Wouldn't Be Transcribing it with Perfection and Yet this Is Apparently What Over a Billion People on the Planet Believe These Days

Yeah, I don't see this ending well in that one of the other central tenets of this warped belief system is death to those who see through the idiocy. Heaven help us indeed.