On the Fact that (According to the Books, "Annals of Natal, Volume 1" by John Bird and "Ama Bhulu" by Harry Booyens and the Diaries of John C. Chase and William Boyce) the Zulu and Matabele Nations Both Conquered Countless Tribes, Slaughtered Hundreds of Thousands of People, and Co-Opted Tens of Thousands of Square Kilometers of Land and Have Never Once Been Tarred with the Moniker of "Colonialists" by Progressives, Academics, etc.

Yeah, if this doesn't constitute an embarrassingly racist double-standard, then nothing does.