On Richard Dunn's 1976 Fight with Reigning Champion, Muhammad Ali, In Which a) Ali Knocked Him Down At Least Five or Six Times, b) the Referee Finally Put a Stop to the Carnage In Round 5, and c) Mr. Dunn Pleaded for an Immediate Rematch to Capture Some Additional Punishment

 I was later told that the rematch wasn't his first choice in that getting kicked in the head by a kangaroo simply couldn't be arranged. Pity.