My Advice to the Donkeys for Future Presidential Races?

  Here's a few suggestions. a) Stop nominating unlikable, corrupt, extreme, and/or dumb as hell candidates. b) Don't display such embarrassing desperation by hyperbolically comparing your opponent to Hitler and other fascist pricks. c) Scale back on the woke foolishness by at least 30% (I picked that stat because it seemed achievable - tryin' to work with ya' here, kids). d) Scale back on the condescension directed at minority groups (they aren't as stupid and helpless as you make them out to be). And e) stop shitting on the voters as it isn't simply immoral, it's stupid, too (the goal should be to woo voters, not alienate them).............Yeah, there are probably more that I could drum up but being that this will probably be perceived as a heavy work-load, enough for now, I'd say.