On Recently Noticing that My Mozilla Page Has a News Feature and, Gee, What a Shock, it's Flooded by Stories from Shit Sites Like Rolling Stone, Mother Jones, NPR, Slate, Vox, the Atlantic, the New York Times, CNBC (the Lone Sane One), the BBC, Salon, the Daily Beast, Business Insider, AP, and the Washington Post

All the authoritative (we're told) shit, in other words. Thank the Lord, huh.