On Dishing Out Tens of Thousands of Dollars to Send Your Kid to College, Missy Deciding to Major In Sexual Technique with a Minor In Postmodernist Chemistry (Don't Ask), and Upon Graduating with this Worthless Diploma Ending Up In Some Dystopian Big Blue City Celebrating the Murder and Dismemberment of Jewish Children

And I'll bet that it seems like just yesterday when you were bouncing the little whipper-snapper on your knee reading her fairy tales (you know, the old style ones). Oh, how the time does fly.