On that Idiot Delegate from the Virgin Islands Now Threatening Independent Journalist, Matt Taibbi, with Prison Time Over Some Bullshit Claims of Him Lying to Congress (of Which She Is Only a Figurehead but I Digress)

 The only offense that Mr. Taibbi has committed is not being a corporate whore............and being that the penalty for this crime is generally not having to endure low IQ Congressional shits, he'll be just fine, quite sure.