Sunday, April 30, 2023

On the Claim by Various Trannies that You're Not a True Feminist Unless You Support Biological Men Pretending to Be Chicks Like Former MMA Combatant, Fallon Fox, Beating the Shit Out of Actual Women In Sanctioned Contests

I suspect that the young opponent whose skull was fractured by Ms. Fox in a freak show masquerading as a sporting event would likely beg to differ. Ditto, J.K. Rowling and Germaine Greer.

On Mattel's New Down Syndrome Barbie Doll

She kinda' looks more like Chelsea Handler to me (on a good day, at least).


On My Fervent Hope that the Censors Don't Have a Beef with Susan Hayward Circa 1947

 

'Cause if they do, we've got a major problem on our hands. Those dolts think that January 6th was troubling, watch out (a joke, for that sizable portion of the anti free-speech jerkoffs with IQs under 90).

Saturday, April 29, 2023

On Justin Trudeau Once Proclaiming that, "I Will Never Tell a Woman What to Do with Her Body"

Fast forward, what he truly meant to say, "I will never tell a woman what to do with her body unless of course it involves an experimental biological medicine and me mandating that she get shot up with it, even if she doesn't need the dang stuff (her already having natural immunity from a prior infection, being in a low risk age group, etc.)."......What can I say, he gets confused sometimes.

On My Firm Belief that Mr. Assange Isn't Being Persecuted (and I Use My Words Quite Deliberately Here) for His Association With Chelsea Manning but Rather Because He Hurt Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party In 2016

I certainly don't remember the Dems being all that exorcised when he was embarrassing Bush on Gitmo and the Iraqi body count. Mighta' missed it but I'm doubtful.

On the Fact that In the Prune Sized Brain of the Idiot Socialist Bimbo from New York, Deplatforming a Person Who You Disagree with Is Every Bit as Legitimate as Putting Forth a Better, More Reasoned Argument

 And when you celebrate like a spoiled toddler when the deplatforming works, worse still, the look of it.

Friday, April 28, 2023

On the Fact that a Homeless Guy In San Francisco Could Walk Into a Grocery Store, Knock Out One of the Clerks, Defecate In Every Aisle, Deep-Tongue a Teenager or Two, Walk Out with a Couple Pounds of Sirloin, and Still Not Get Into Trouble for it

Yep, it's part of their new tough on crime policy. Can't wait to see how it shakes out.

On Tucker Carlson's First Twitter Video Since Leaving Fox News Snaring 52,000,000 Views so Far

So for the idiot socialist bimbo from New York (whose brain is no doubt exploding right about now, believing that he'd be ruined by this), it's onward to Plan B (or as I prefer to call it, Plan A with a twist of lemon, hearkening back to her bartending days), I guess.

On Leftist Politicians Always Saying How We Need to Fight Hate Directed at Asians While Simultaneously Screwing Them Over at Ivy League Universities and Not Lifting a Frigging Finger to Protect Them as They Keep Getting Targeted In Big Cities Like San Francisco and Rochester

East Asians are yet another voting block that Democrats have long taken for granted. They might want to revisit that "strategy", though, 'couse let's face it, everybody's got a breaking-point, even the milder mannered amongst us.

Thursday, April 27, 2023

On Trump Constantly Labeling Bolton, Cohen and Mulvaney Stupid (Yes, He's Correct but My Point Is a Broader One) but Never Acknowledging that it was Him Who Hired Their Sorry Asses In the First Place

Trump is one of those fellows who has a tendency to listen to the wrong advisers and not nearly enough to the right ones, with this shit being a perfect example of that first faux pas.

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

To the 15 or 20 People Out There Who Still Feel Comfortable with These Two Flaming Imbeciles In Charge, You're Reason for it Is What Exactly?

 

The proxy war with Russia? The Chinese manufactured fentanyl flooding in from Latin America? The empty supermarket shelves? The creation of the largest surveillance state in human history? The burgeoning crime rate in numerous American cities? The thought of giving the government a monopoly on force? The highest inflation numbers in over 40 years? The specter of a digital currency which will destroy privacy and liberty as we know it? The strong likelihood that that these assholes will conjure up another "emergency" (climate change, white supremacy, gun violence, etc.) and use it as a pretext to take away even more of our freedoms through forced vaccinations, lockdowns, etc.? The dementia of one and the weirdness of the other? Their relentless pursuit of censorship?......It's gotta' be one of these right?

On the Fact that While the British Empire Clearly Engaged In its Share of Atrocities In India, Australia, Africa, and the New World, the Harsh Fact that These Sorrowful Deeds Were Also Perpetrated On the Irish and the Boers Leads One to Conclude that Differences In Race and Ethnicity Were Not Necessarily a Prerequisite to Perpetrate Them

 And I'm of course referring here to the ethnic cleansing and enslavement of 17th Century Ireland by the venal Oliver Cromwell and the setting up of concentration camps in South Africa during the Second Boer War by the equally venal Horatio Kitchener, two events that the Anglophile crowd would certainly wish us to forget.

Monday, April 24, 2023

On the Fact that Any Rank Politician Who Pushes for a Citizen to Be Silenced for Their Political Viewpoints Is a Fucking Traitor and Needs to Be Dealt with Accordingly (Censured and Shamed at the Bare Minimum)

Scarier still is the fact that just ten short years ago a statement the likes of which I just made wouldn't have been necessary in that the right to express oneself was never a debatable point. Then again, who in the bluest blazes could have predicted Boston University and the bowels of Queens producing this? I certainly didn't see it coming.

On Tucker Carlson Having Bobby Kennedy Jr. On His Friday Program, Treating Him with Respect, and by Monday Morning Getting Shit-Canned

Brought to you by Pfizer? Beginning to think so.

On MSLSD Cypher, Mehdi Hasan, Doing Some Ridiculous Fact Check On Matt Taibbi (Pointing Out a Few Inconsequential Errors, One of Which Turned Out to Not Even Be an Error at All as Lee Fang Proved In a Devastating Taking Down of the Schmuck), the Slope-Headed Delegate from the Virgin Islands Accepting the Idiocy as if it Was Handed to Her by Moses, and Then Weaponizing it In a Brazen Effort to Silence an Independent Journalist

This is as close to third-world fascism and cronyism as it gets (the government and corporate ramrods working together to reach a corrupt and sadistic endgame). And it isn't just directed at at Mr. Taibbi, either. It's directed at anybody who gets out of line or too close to the truth. Fortunately for the public these fascists have a lot more targets to aim at these days and, who knows, that whole strength in numbers thing, it just might work this time. 

On Green Day's 2004 Album, "American Idiot"

 


Autobiographical, I suspect.

Sunday, April 23, 2023

On Trump Having Been Called a Threat to Press Freedom After Making Sport of Jim Acosta and the Disgusting Delegate from the Virgin Islands Facing No Such Fallout After Having Literally Threatened Independent Journalist, Matt Taibbi, with Jail-Time (His Great Crime Apparently Being the Exposure of Government Wrongdoing)

Granted, the chick isn't an actual Congressperson (her stature being more in line to that of the QAnon Shaman's than to Henry Clay's) but, still, she does get to pop off and while her pop isn't exactly where she would wish it to be, the rude histrionics combined with a media that feasts on Republican carcasses is probably close enough for Mr. Taibbi. 

Saturday, April 22, 2023

On Living In a Country Where the Leaders Are so Bereft of Critical Thought and Integrity that They Somehow Feel the Need to Throw Around Such Vacuous, Focus-Tested, and Moronic Terms as "Hate Speech" and "Disinformation" and STILL Expect to Be Taken Seriously

And then of course you have the delicious irony of these same assholes being some of the most hate-filled purveyors of disinformation imaginable THEMSELVES (a blind spot on steroids, one might call it). That alone, for Christ sakes.

Friday, April 21, 2023

On the Frequently Asked Question, "What's Happened to Matt Taibbi, Glenn Greenwald, Bari Weiss, Aaron Mate, Lee Fang, Tulsi Gabbard, and Jimmy Dore?" (Liberals Who've Been Extremely Critical of the Modern-Day Democratic Party; its Allegiance to the Surveillance State, New-Found Hatred of the First Amendment, Fondness for Political Correctness and Wokeism, etc.)

The obvious answer, not much. Yeah, maybe a few of them have inched to the center/center-left but that's likely more to do with the center having moved significantly to the left (I've certainly felt the ground move, have you?). And like Mr. Greenwald has stated many times, it isn't his fault that the liberal Democrats are the ones currently cheering on the security state (an institution that he's been railing against for years), waging a proxy war, and crushing civil liberties. Just reportin' on it, that's all.

On the Fact that Click-Driven Shit-Posting Venues Like Vox, Buzzfeed, and Business Insider Are Failing On a Monumental Level and Instead of Trying to Right the Ship and Not Be Little More than Redundancies of the New York Times and CNN, Ramrodding Full-Steam Ahead with One Low-IQ Leftist Talking-Point After Another

And in the meantime independent journalists like Glenn Greenwald, Lee Fang, Matt Taibbi, Aaron Mate, Michael Tracey, and Michael Shellenberger are crushing, so maybe take a page or two? I'm just askin'.

On Canada's Idiotic and Ultra-Woke Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, Once Having Stated this (In Response to the Criticisms that Canada's State-Sponsored Media Is Biased In Favor of the Liberals)

 "......the CBC left us off the hook for a very good reason. We gave them $600 million."............I'm not sure if this was just a Freudian slip or a joke insufficiently thought through but whatever it was his greatest hits album just got a tad thicker. Again.

Thursday, April 20, 2023

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

On Some Deranged Tranny Shooting Up a Bunch of Kids at a Christian School and Biden's Dimwitted Press-Secretary Responding with, "Our Heart Goes Out to the Trans Community"

So yet again the left sides with the victimizer when the piece of shit happens to come from one of the protected groups. And in this case with the victims being Christians, it must have been a total no-brainer for 'em.

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Monday, April 17, 2023

On a Political Party so Bereft of Humility, Decency, Class, Courage, and Intellectual Heft that They Not Only Feel Compelled to Censor (Their Ideological Opponents) but Claim it Their the Right to Do so

And with their backs against the wall and a media all too willing to come to their aid, the strategy, yeah, it ain't goin' anywhere any time soon, I guarantee.

On the Fact that the Government and Media Shits Have Lied Through Their Teeth About (Updated from October 5th, 2020)

 a) Trump colluding with Russia (the declassified docs from Adam Schiff's star-chamber hearing are illustrative on this), b) Hunter Biden's laptop being Russian disinformation, c) Biden not knowing anything about his son's business dealings, d) Biden not knowing anything about the Michael Flynn case (VP; Logan Act - from Peter Stzrok's notes), e) hydroxychloroquine being a dangerous drug (it actually has a better safety profile than ibuprofen), f) the lockdowns only lasting 15 days to "flattern the curve", g) ivermectin being a "horse de-wormer", h) the covid jabs being safe and effective (some studies actually suggesting negative efficacy after two boosters), i) the January 6th rioters killing five individuals, j) Trump asserting that there were fine people among the neo-Nazis, j) Kyle Rittenhouse being a racist and white supremacist, k) modern industrial societies being able to function on wind, solar, and battery power, l) there being bounties on U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan, and m) border agents whipping illegal aliens - and, so, yeah, they're probably lying about Trump cheating on his taxes and Russia being 100% to blame for the war in Ukraine as well. Simple deduction, no?


On the Fact that Most of the So-Called Anti-Trans Bills Are Simply Laws Against Poisoning and Mutilating Kids or Laws Against Biological Fellas' Competing Against Biological Women In Sporting Events (so No More Fallon Foxes Beating the Shit Out of Chicks In Other Words)

So please, the next time that some lunatic leftist tries to frame the issue in such a buffoonish and self-serving manner, set the shits straight, OK? Easy as pie.

Sunday, April 16, 2023

On Some Recently Leaked Information from the Pentagon Showing that the Entrenched Bureaucracy Has Been Lying Through its Collective Teeth About the Ukraine Conflict and the Corporate Press, Instead of Hammering the Corruption, Deciding it a Better Tactic to Demonize the Kid Who's Been Blowing the Whistle On this Fascist Bullshit

Wow, so the media now wishes to criminalize the uncovering of government corruption. Of course if the leaked information was such that it harmed and/or embarrassed Mr. Trump that same individual would probably have an analyst job on MSLSD already.

On the Overwhelming Likelihood that Whenever Some Shit Journalist Utters the Words, "Intelligence Officials Inform Us" They're Either Lying Profusely or Spitting Back Lies from Their Alleged Source

So, yeah, when idiots like Ken Dilanian tell you fantastical stuff like Trump's Mar a Lago documents having the nuclear codes, you should probably start with the assumption that it's absolute fucking bullshit. I do and so far it's worked out just fine.

Friday, April 14, 2023

On the Fact that One of the Things Being Missed In this Whole Bud Light Fiasco Is the Crude Way that this Bozo Mocks Not Just Women but Gay People as Well

Far be it from me to give the LGBTQ+ community advice but if by some miraculous event they were to ask for some, it would simply be this. Dump this lunatic as he is not helping your movement and may in fact be hurting it. Simply think of it as damage control, that's all. I mean, you do want to be taken seriously at some point, correct? 


On the Fact that All Throughout the Recurrent Wars Between the Scots and the English (Post Roman Rule), Marauding Bands of Outlaws Were Terrorizing Both Sides and Carting Off Amongst its Immense Booty Poor Farm People Later to Be Used as Slaves

Ironically most of the slaves came from northern English settlements (England being more noted centuries later for their enslavement of the Scots and the Irish). This was likely do to the greater amount of farming in England than even in the Scottish lowlands. So an opportunity thing, in other words.

Thursday, April 13, 2023

On the Focus of the Trans Community Going from Not Being Bullied to Needing to Be the Fucking Center of the Universe

I mean, what else would you call it; pushing your delusions onto children (to the point of mutilation and poisoning), mandating that people adopt your bizarre new lingo, expecting women to compete with male trannies in athletics? Surely they had to expect SOME blowback, delusional and all.

On the Youth of America Going from Questioning Authority to Accepting Whatever that Authority Tells Them (All While Craving the Most Basic of Instructions)

It probably hit the fan when the woke bullshit being taught in the university setting spilled over into the corporate world, the entertainment industry (always left wing but never to this point), the mainstream media, the military, the political establishment, the court system, the security state, and pretty much every other institution in the country decided to roll with it as well. So instead of these miseducated little tyrants shedding the foolishness post graduation it gets affirmed and reinforced (teaching preferred pronouns in the army, for example) and before you know it everybody's at everybody else's throats.......And that's just for starters. 

To the F.B.I. Partisan Surveillance State Schmucks Who've Apparently Decided that Lingo Like "Based" and "Red-Pilled" Should Be Flagged On Social Media Sites as They May Be Signs of Potential Extremism

 Where do you bozos come up with this shit? I mean, I get it that one of your marching orders is to hunt down white supremacists (and to manufacture them if you can't meet your quota) but, dudes, this is one of the most absurd and idiotic things ever. Red pilled, really? That's what you're going for these days, a fucking movie line? Jesus.

Wednesday, April 12, 2023

On Female Athletes Getting Bullied Into Allowing Mentally Ill Men to Compete In Their Respective Sports

 And if they balk, they of course get tarred as transphobes. Man, has that so-called "war on women" ever taken an unexpected turn, a left turn, no less..

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

On Jack-Booted Leftists In Tennessee (Dear God, They're Down There Now?) Perpetrating an Insurrection at the Capitol and the Idiot Socialist Bimbo from New York Instead of Using the Event as an Opportunity for Statesmanship, Inciting Even More Violence with One Low IQ Shit-Posting After Another

And, no, I actually don't think that what happened in Tennessee was a real "insurrection". I'm simply trying to point out a) the double-standard AGAIN and b) the abject idiocy of this new breed of miseducated politicians who hate the country, not by comparing it to contemporary (and/or historical) realities but instead to a bunch of bullshit fantasies......and whose "solutions" are even more dumb-fuck. Just the basics, in other words.

On MSLSD's Mehdi Hassan (Yet Another Lowbrow Stooge from that Disgusting Insane Asylum of a News Network) Recently Penning a Book Entitled, "Win Every Argument: The Art of Debating, Persuading, and Public Speaking"

Well, being that a) winning an argument doesn't necessarily mean that you're right on the subject and b) a person who has winning arguments as one of the cynosures of his existence probably hasn't learned all that much in life anyway, Mr. Hasan probably has a hard time finding anyone to debate at this point. 

Monday, April 10, 2023

On Blythe (the Mother) Versus Gwyneth (the Daughter)



Blythe. By a country mile.............I actually saw her in 2000 in a coffee shop up in Gloucester Massachusetts. She was 58 at the time and still looked mind numbingly hot. What a beauty.

On the CDC's Decision to Put the Covid Shot On the List of Suggested Vaccines for Children Having Passed 15 to 0 (this Despite Covid Posing No Serious Threat to Kids and the Vaccine Creating Numerous Adverse Events)

You want a clear example of what regulatory capture (what happens when the industry being regulated controls the government agency regulating them) looks like in the real world? This one would seem to suffice, no?

Sunday, April 9, 2023

On SJWs Championing the Rights of Trans Female MMA Fighter, Fallon Fox, Even After "She" Had Fractured an Opponent's Skull In a Withering Beat-Down

So biological males beating the daylights out of biological females is something that makes the progressives feel virtuous these days.......Just keeps getting crazier, doesn't it?

On New York Mayor, Eric "I'm a Solid 1 to 2% Better than My Predecessor" Adams Uttering this Little Gem Recently - "We Will Not Allow Violence or Vandalism of Any Kind"

Several points. a) 99.99% of Trump supporters aren't even remotely violent. b) Even on January 6th the violence was at least in part instigated by paid agitators (this according to testimony from tactical commander, Captain Carneysha Mendoza). And c) coming from a clown whose whole city was allowed to be ravaged by a bunch of knuckle-dragging leftists, a bit of a disconnect, no? I mean, I get it that he's simply taking his marching orders and probably doesn't believe half of what he's saying but, still, some honesty and dignity would be nice, wouldn't it?................................................................................................................P.S. And, yes, I understand, Adams wasn't in charge during the summer of 2020 and that he might have been a bit better than his predecessor but since I don't remember him speaking up during the mayhem, I threw it in, what the fuck, right?  

Saturday, April 8, 2023

On Douche-Bags Who Mock Women Through Idiotic and Stereotypical Personas Now Being Seen as a Positive by Modern-Day Progressives

 

Yeah, I guess that trans women score farther down the intersectional Geiger-counter than actual chicks these days (the latter being perceived as straight white male adjacent, I guess)......and from what I can tell, those true-blues ain't too happy about it (former collegiate swimmer, Riley Gaines, being the latest to voice displeasure).

On Media A-Holes and Politicians Constantly Alleging that Trans People Are Under Attack but Never, EVER, Stating that Young Black Men Are Disproportionately the Perpetrators of the Violence - https://translash.org/confronting-black-mens-roles-in-the-murders-of-black-transgender-women-may-be-the-only-way-to-save-our-lives/

And not only do the shameless idiots hide this fact, they also seem to coyly insinuate that it's the MAGA folks who are perpetrating the mayhem (the old killing two birds with one stone strategy, I guess), and since 90% of the folks who listen to these venal shit-posters are as gullible as all get off, the foolishness unfortunately has resonated.

Friday, April 7, 2023

On the Fact that In 2015 (According to Grist Magazine) the Natural Resources Defense Council Stock Portfolio Showed 1,200 Shares of Halliburton, 500 Shares of Transocean, and 700 Shares of Valero

 They also worked closely with Enron for a while because as we're all aware, "you can trust Enron" (an outfit that was simultaneously bilking investors in a huge criminal conspiracy). No, seriously, they said that. Of course they'd also trust the devil if he was dishing the Benjamins so shocked, nah, not really.

On the Left's New Ultra-Orwellian Term, Malinformation, Stuff that Is Likely True but Which Also Bludgeons Their Bullshit Narrative

So, with covid, for example, if you posted some accurate information on the vaccine's inability to stop transmission and infection, the importance of natural immunity, masks not working, kids not really being effected by covid, etc., and the mouth-breathing powers-that-be believed it to be causing "vaccine hesitancy", they'd fascistically try to get it removed. Fortunately we now have some new social media sites that refuse to play along with these fascist bastards but, still, getting the truth these days, it sure ain't a picnic, is it?

Thursday, April 6, 2023

On the Fact that if You Truly Consider CO2 Emissions to Be an Existential Threat to Humanity AND You Wish that Civilization Not Regress Back to the 19th Century AND You Still Oppose Hydroelectric and Nuclear Energy (the Only Two Scalable Emissions-Free Energy Options), You're Either a Sadist, a Lunatic, a Fraud, a Crony Capitalist Heavily Invested In "Green" Energy, or a Moron

 Please, to the 10 or 15 sane global warming people out there, check out the work of guys like Vaclav Smil, Roger Pelke Jr., Michael Shellenberger and Jesse Ausubel, and pay particular attention to the ideas of power density, resource intensity, and scalability. Trust me, once you grasp the humongous nature of the task and the limitations of what the activist left is pushing energy-wise, that case for hydroelectric and nuclear power will eventually resonate.

On Vermont's Legislature In 2005 Committing to Reducing CO2 Emissions by 25% by 2012 and 50% by 2028

Let's just say that they're struggling a wee bit. Instead of reducing CO2 Emissions by 25%, emissions have actually increased by 16% from 1990 to 2015. Of course this shouldn't be a shock to anyone in that the idiots closed their only nuclear power plant which was pumping out no emissions and replaced it with renewables which constantly require a fossil fuel backup. Oh well, back to the drawing board, I guess, these idiots

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

On the Fact that 99.9% of the People Who Advocate for Industrial Wind Energy Don't Reside Anywhere Near the Monstrosities (i.e., Turbines) and Would Fight with Every Millimeter of Their Being to Keep it that Way

They're called, NIMBYs (Not In My Back Yarders), and trust me, they don't fuck around (my experience as a New Englander instructing me here; the many attempts to build wind farms in Vermont, Cape Cod, etc.), not even a little (the rich bitches, especially).

On Taylor Swift's $17,000,000 Mansion In Picturesque Watch Hill, Rhode Island

 

Yeah, that's impressive, even by Watch Hill standards. And all from writing a bunch of crappy songs, too. Only in America as they say.

On the Fact that (According to Great Britain's Office for National Statistics) Great Britain Is Now Reporting a Significantly Higher Mortality Rate for Vaccinated People Over the Unvaccinated In Both the 70 to 79 and 80 to 89 Age Ranges

 


Yeah, it's gonna be hard to explain this one away in that the stats are age-stratified. The only conceivable explanation would be that maybe the unvaxxed were healthier individuals and didn't feel the need to get the jab......but being that the differences are pretty pronounced even that might be a tough sell.

Monday, April 3, 2023

On the Woke Morons at ESPN Putting Out a Tribute Recently for Lia Thomas, the 8'7" Trans Woman Swimmer Who's Shockingly Been Kicking Some Serious Booty of Late

And they still apparently haven't made the connection between shitting out ludicrous content like this and their plummeting viewership. A pity, huh, as we all enjoy sports. We used to anyway.

Sunday, April 2, 2023

On the Antifa Shits Cancelling Their "Day of Vengeance" Event Because They Were Supposedly Getting too Many Threats In the Days Leading Up to it

And they literally don't see the low-hanging fruit irony of the situation. Too dumb and self-absorbed, I guess.......Of course they also could have just been implementing their trans fascist privilege as that's been going around, too, I hear.

On the George W. Bush Administration Apparently Believing that the Country's Security State Which Was Good Enough During the Cold War Somehow Wasn't Sufficient for an Enemy Whose Most Lethal Weapons (Save for the Planes, of Course) On 9/11 Were Some Box-Cutters - Enter the Homeland Security Department

 It was supposed to be temporary (til al Qaeda and later ISIS were destroyed - an accomplishment that Trump has touted, as I recall) but just like pretty much every other department in history, forever seems like a much safer bet.

Saturday, April 1, 2023

On the Fact that Trump Is the Peace Candidate Now and so You Can Either Support the Guy or Stick with the Current President Who's Shamelessly and Recklessly Playing Chicken with a Cornered Nuclear Animal

Yes, Trump can act very unbecoming at times but being that a) Biden isn't appreciably better in that department and b) stupid tweets seem like a pretty small price to pay to prevent death on an unimaginable level, gotta' admit, I'm slightly leaning Trump right now.


On Nancy Pelosi Asserting that Mr. Trump Will Have a Chance to Prove His Innocence Once There's a Trial

So she's either too stupid to know that it's the state's responsibility to prove guilt and not the other way around or she's just too shit-faced with power to remember such silly concepts as due process. Of course the chick could just be old-fashioned shit-faced. That's a possibility, too. 

On Nennius In "Historia Brittonum" Claiming that King Arthur Single-Handedly Put Down 960 Anglo-Saxons at the Battle of Mon Badonicus

If you had any doubts as to the historicity of King Arthur, this likely erases them, huh? 960, come on!