On the Fact that In the Deranged Minds of Jerry Nadler and Adam Schiff, Trump Looking Into OBVIOUS Corruption Is an Abuse of Power but Obama and Hillary Destroying Libya, Arming Terrorist Pigs, and Contributing to an Illegal Coup In Ukraine Isn't

Now this isn't to assert that Trump hasn't done any bad shit (assassinating that Iranian honcho, continuing to assist Saudi Arabia in its immoral war in Yemen, etc.) and, yeah, if the Democrats were interested in impeaching him over it, I'd be more than willing to hear 'em out. But a fucking phone call the likes of which pretty much every President since William McKinley has probably made (I cite McKinley because he was the "founding father" of the American Imperium), no, that's bullshit and I will continue to call it out.