Having All of My Teeth Yanked Out with Zero Novocain by an Affirmative-Action First Year Dental Student While Madonna's Greatest Hits Is Blaring In the Background and Naked Photos of Phyllis Diller Are Also Bearing-Down On Me

I'll take, "Things that I Would Rather Endure than Having to Sit Through Even 15 Minutes of Rachel Maddow's Conspiratorial Foolishness", for a thousand, Alex.