Sunday, May 24, 2026

On the Percentage of Young Mamdani Supporters Who've Ever Had the Privilege to Cash a Legitimate Paycheck

 I don't know, if I had to guess it would probably be somewhere between single digits and the 20s. And the reason for such putrid scores would probably be twofold; a) a huge deficit in marketable skills (the harsh fact that an overwhelming number of these dolts have been shat out by humanities departments and so their prospects are embarrassingly limited) and b) a jolting sense of entitlement that would preclude such people from ever taking a job at Starbucks (never mind McDonald's or Taco Bell 🔔).

  Of course the even more important query is, will these heavily indoctrinated ramrods ever grow the hell up and take on at least some responsibility? In the past the answer would would have been a resounding "yes, everyone grows up eventually (and by, everyone, I of course mean, most citizens)", but in this era where we have literal children walking the halls of Congress still believing in fairy tales, it's kinda' up in the air, isn't it?








 





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