On the Fact that There Were Four African Slave Trades from 1400 to 1900 (Tran-Atlantic, Trans-Sahara, Red Sea, and Indian Ocean) but We Only Hear About the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Because that's the One Where the Leftists Can Extract the Most White Guilt, Sew the Most Division, and Grievance-Monger till the Cows Come Home

 And this doesn't even include the vast slave-trading that continuously took place within Africa. If you included that, God only knows what that final tally would resemble.

On a TikTok Creator Named Farha Khalidi Claiming that the Biden Administration Had Been Paying Her to Shit Out Propaganda and to Never Disclose this Fact

And surprisingly several of the media outlets are covering this. Hmm, could it be because they've finally gotten the message that President Biden could very well lose this election......and that they had better bite the bullet and do their part to throw ole boy Biden under the bus? That's my guess, folks (you know, as opposed to the shits deciding to do some actual journalism all of a sudden).

On the 8,753 Pound Chris Christie Recently Commenting that President Trump "Physically Looks Terrible"

Congratulations, Chris, you're now in the Guinness Book of World Records for Least Amount of Self-Awareness. Well done, me-buck. 

On Watching the Old Johnny Carson Show and Noting Full-Stop the Way that Black Folks and White Folks Treated Each Other Respectfully Back Then

And 40 years of identity politics and racial consciousness later............

On Lolita Davidovich Scoring a One Punch Knockout Victory Over Lucy Liu In Some Shitty Film Called, "Play it to the Bone"

  Would have greatly preferred a 15-rounder with both chicks wearing bright colored one-piece bathing suits but beggars can't be choosers, as they say.

My Choice for VP if I Was Running for President?

What, you think that I was gonna' select Phyllis Diller or Totie Fields? Please, you know me better than that.

On Having to Despise Israel to Sit at the Cool Kids Table Nowadays

And neither is it helpful that a significant number of those cool kids are themselves ballpark lukewarm. Nope, not at all.

On 40% of Self-Described Democrats Believing that Cops Kill Over 1,000 Unarmed Black Men a Year When the Real Stat Is In the 15 to 20 Range (with a Significant Number of Those Deemed Justified)

And this is all the fault of the corporate press in that it shamelessly and moronically takes these isolated cases and insinuates that there's this major problem with cop shootings. Of course if it was just people being uninformed that would be one thing but when it also causes rioting, murder, and various other forms of mayhem damned if it doesn't turn into a totally different animal. If only we could trigger some form of accountability and have these slants like Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo pay the piper (a class-action law-suit, perhaps) but until then just stop watching. 

On What Would Happen if the Terrorists Ever Did Wipe Israel Off the Map

Remember what happened when the Israelis left Gaza back in 2005, Hamas and Fatah going back and forth slaughtering each other? My suspicion, more of that, probably.

On Biden's Latest Whopper Being that He Saved Six People's Lives While Working as a Lifeguard at a Public Swimming Pool (Every Story that He Tells He Ends Up Being the Hero, Have You Noticed?)

Yeah, this story's a little harder to disprove (no documentation or witnesses) but being that he hasn't told a single story so far that he hasn't embellished it's difficult to believe that he'd start with something this over-the-top.

The Best Singer/Songwriter Who No One's Heard of?

  A solid case could be made for Katy Moffatt, I think. Here she is belting out her version of the classic, You Better Move On.

On the Troglodytic Maxine Waters Getting Confronted In a Restaurant by One of Her Constituents, Later Appearing On One of Those Shitty Cable Programs to Bitch About it, and No One Involved Sensing the Irony of it as Ole Maxine Is On Video Exhorting People to Confront Trump Cabinet Officials In Public

The arguments in favor of term-limits are both plentiful and persuasive (Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi being two of the stronger ones) but, honestly, do you really need to look farther than this Waters idiot? Likely not, huh?

On the Distinct Likelihood that a Massive Plurality of These Idiot Anti-Israel Protesters Wouldn't Be Able to Locate Gaza or Samaria On a Map

People having a cause is nothing new but people having a cause that they know squat about seems to be (at least in terms of the numbers). Hopefully the trend is reversible, because if it isn't, yikes, huh?

On Despising Trump so Much that You're Willing to Vote for this Flaming Imbecile

Here's the deal on Trump, folks. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HIS BUDDY (trust me, he gets on my nerves, too). OK? You just have to look at his tenure in office and honestly compare it to the past three and a half years of pure hell. That's it, and if you can do that and still want to ride that dementia train to God only knows where, at least I tried.

On Accepting a Claim Simply Because Some Authoritarian Douche Consistently Promulgates it

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.

On the Overwhelming Likelihood that if Those Notorious Wikileaks Emails Had Uncovered Rampaging Corruption at the RNC and Not the DNC, the Mainstream Media, Political Establishment, and the Deep State Wouldn't Have Cared One Iota Where the Emails Came from and Would Have Instead Focused Like a Laser On the Embarrassing Contents Within Them

And Putin would have never been branded as Hitler 2.0. How's that for a mental earthquake?

On Pakistani Authorities Ethnically Cleansing Afghans from the Country by the Hundreds of Thousands and so Far Not Witnessing Any of Those Brain-Diseased Pro Hamas Protestors Showing One Drop of Sympathy

And, trust me, anything short of that Pakistani brass converting to Judaism, it ain't ever gonna' happen. 

On "The Big Guy"......and the Fact that Nobody In the Corporate Press Has Ever Asked Who that Person Was or Why it Was Hunter Biden's Job to Transact with Him

Could it possibly be because they already know who it is and have gotten their marching-papers to make certain that no one else does? That would be my guess, peeps.

On the Cost of an American Dollar for South Africans Going from 1.8 Rand In 1993 to 6.2 Rand In 2018 (Source - Bruce Gilley's Book, "The Case for Colonialism")

And to think that there are still some slants out there who defend the ANC. Absolutely insane.

On Civilized People Trashing Merit, Law and Order, and Cheap, Abundant, Reliable Energy

Soooooooooo three of the main pillars to maintain that civilization, in other words. Hmm, could it possibly be that they haven't thought this through? 😟 Just throwin' that out there.

On When Exactly I Flipped for Claudette Colbert (Going from "Yeah, She's OK" to Literally Losing My Shit, for Christ)

Probably when I saw her in "The Palm Beach Story" opposite Joel McCrea. That delicious combination of her shoulder length hair and dark strapless dress was just too lethal, I guess (and, yes, I then extrapolated to all of the gal's other looks after that, no problemo).

On Why the Muslims of (What Is Today) Northern Nigeria Preferred the British Colonialists to the Fulani Ethnic Group Which Had Conquered and Subjugated Them Multiple Decades Earlier

 Probably because instead of enslaving them, the British actually, you know, PAID THEM for their labor. A nice change of pace, if you will.

On the Fact that Tony Timpa Met His Maker the Exact Same Way that Mr. Floyd Did but Because of the Dude's Skin Color NOT INTERESTED

 

Well, save of course for his mother. She cared. A lot.

On the Fact that You'd Be Extremely Hard-Pressed to Find a More Milk-Toast Republican than Former RNC Honcho, Ronna McDaniel, but Even this Chick Was Unacceptable to the Leftist Bozos at MSLSD Who Acted Like Spoiled Bitches and Got Her Fired After a Couple Days

Of course if they simply upped the offer a bit ole Ronna would have probably been more than happy to grift away (the only Dobie Gray joke in my arsenal, I swear) as the three-headed beast of Steele, Scarborough, and Wallace have been doing for the past decade or so. Unfortunately in Biden's economy (and with Rachel Maddow having broken the cash register already) they probably don't have a lot of spare money hanging around and so that option is currently unavailable.

On NPR Whistleblower, Uri Berliner, Checking the Voter Registration of NPR's Editorial Staff and Finding that it Had 87 Registered Democrats and 0 Registered Republicans - https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2024/04/09/npr_reporter_there_are_zero_republicans_on_staff_at_npr_in_dc.html

Yeah, I knew that that outlet was cartoonishly skewed to the left, far left even, but to not even have a couple of RINOs, gotta' say that it jolted me a little, though, no, it probably shouldn't have.

On the Fact that if Hamas Waved the White Flag Tomorrow the Civilian Death Rate In Gaza Would Immediately Zero Out and so, Yes, this Whole Talk About Genocide Is of Course Bullshit

 Granted the Hamas brain-trust would never willingly take an L but, think about it, if these protesting fools who've decided to blame the entirety of this shit-show on Israel really wanted to spare civilians, you would think that they'd at least mention this reality from time to time, wouldn't you, honestly?

On the Possibility of Biden Losing Michigan for Not Being Sufficiently Bellicose to Israel

This is a prime example of why you shouldn't pander. a) It likely won't work (particularly with the American Muslim community where anything short of dumping 8,000,000 Jews into the Mediterranean Sea would be deemed unsatisfactory) and b) there isn't a faster way to look like a loser with the saner sectors of the populace than to grovel for acceptance like this. My advice to ole Joe, cut the bullshit and simply do what you consider to be right, regardless of the politics. 

On the Fact that I've Always Had a Soft Spot for Dangerous Bambinos

 Sue Foley, PERFECT EXAMPLE.  

On America's Rank and Troubling Deterioration of Standards

Granted, we've always had idiots in the public eye but, I'm sorry, these lowlife jackoffs from the last decade or so, a totally different animal.......AND there seem to be a lot more of 'em.

On Brazil's Corrosive and Fascistic Socialist President Cracking Down On Free Speech In Such a Heinous Manner that it Makes Joe Biden Seem Like Thomas Paine

And just like with Biden and his lackeys  projecting their tyranny onto Trump, so, too, with this asshole and his predecessor. It's almost as if there's some sort of instruction manual for these slantheaded leftist leaders and it's making the rounds. It's just Biden's turn now, that's all.

On the Fact that the Territory Taken (and/or Purchased) from Native American Tribes Had Already Changed Hands Numerous Times Through Inter-Tribal Conflict (Sometimes Even Accompanied by Genocide but I Digress) and so the Point of Addressing the European Conquests as Something Uniquely Heinous......Is What Exactly, Other than to Virtue-Signal?

 And it's so pathetic, having to watch assholes like Trudeau go through these prayer-like rituals before every damned event. Granted the idiot's probably grown accustomed to such humiliation and/or oblivious to it but as a world leader, not a good look.

On the Indispensability of Unfettered Access to Other People's Opinions for an Open Society to Function

So either the modern-day Democratic party is too damned ignorant to know this or the shits know it all too well and accept as one of their primary missions the destruction of such societies.......and being that the establishment is chock to the gills with both morons AND psychopaths, so hard to tease out, isn't it?

George Clooney's Wife, Hot or Not Hot?

Remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a chick who looked gorgeous one minute and hideous the next? Kinda' how I feel about Mrs. Clooney (the swings with her obviously being less dramatic) with the above pic being one of her better looks.  

On Maxine Waters Recently Complaining that She'd Been Verbally Assailed In an L.A. Restaurant

So essentially what she was encouraging her minions to do to Trump's cabinet people, in other words. How rich.

Can't Stop Myself From Loving You

    Excuse me while I melt.

On the Odds of America Surviving Four Additional Years of this Frigging Imbecile

 

Well, being that the schmuck's itinerary is likely to include more a) illegal immigration, b) gun-grabbing, c) censorship, d) identity politics, e) demonization of his adversaries (even going as far as to unleash the Justice Department), f) trans insanity, g) surveillance state abuses, h) hyper deficit spending, and i) proxy wars with nuclear powers, zero, would probably be my wager.

On Charging Someone with Larceny When the Victim of the Theft Hasn't Been Determined

And, yes, I'm talking about Ashley Biden's alleged diary and the idiot fact-checkers still claiming that the thing's authenticity has yet to be determined (this as the authorities are sentencing the "thief" to one month in prison and three months of probation). You know, kinda' like the Hunter Biden laptop situation (an item that was obviously authentic but because the media runs cover for the Bidens they had to muddy the waters).

On this Person (Some Entertainer Named Lizzo) Allegedly "Fat-Shaming" a Few of Her Employees

 

Body positivity for me but not for thee? Kinda' what it looks like.

On the Mesmerizing yet Approachable Beauty of Oscar Winner, Jennifer Connelly

The jet black hair, green eye combination has always been my favorite......and carrying on in that Gene Tierney, Vivien Leigh, and Hedy Lamarr mold, this absolute stunner. Yikes, huh?

On What Should Happen to the Biden Lowlifes if Something Bad Happens to this Man Due to Their Disgusting Refusal to Afford Him Secret Service Protection

 

Rot in hell would be my first suggestion but, short of that, involuntary manslaughter (voluntary being a lot harder to prove) if he's murdered, reckless endangerment if he isn't, something along those lines perhaps. 

On the Haters of Israel Demanding that the Jews of that Country "Go Home"

So they want Sephardic Jews whose ancestors came from Libya, Algeria, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Lebanon, Syria, and Yemen to go back to those same countries that ethnically-cleansed them and where the luckier ones would probably get murdered? I got a better idea. How 'bout the sociopaths who shit out such ultimatums go the hell......in that it's just about as doable?  

On Marxist "Scholars" Either Ignoring or Rationalizing Away (the Attempts of Which Are Borderline Comedic; the Freed Slaves Still Being Dirt Poor and so What Did the Liberators Truly Accomplish, for Example) the Hard Fact that European Colonialism Largely Ended Slavery Throughout the African Continent

This of course wasn't the sole contribution of colonialism (white Europeans also bringing medicine, infrastructure, economic growth, trade, education, reliable energy, institutions necessary for the establishment self-government, modern agriculture, etc.) but because it ties the anti-West dullards into knots it is and likely will remain my favorite.  

On Shaka Smart (One of the Best Coaches In College Basketball for Sure) Being Named After the Legendary Zulu Warrior-Chief

His parents evidently weren't aware that ole Shaka was one of the most virulent genocidal madmen in world history (https://www.lookandlearn.com/blog/13855/shaka-the-mfecane-and-africas-first-recorded-genocide/) and that all of his victims were fellow black Africans (he apparently had a good relationship with British traders on the Eastern Coast). Or possibly they were and just chalked it up to garden-variety black on black violence, who knows.

On President Biden's Claim that He Cut the Federal Debt by $1.7 Trillion

 He probably meant to say deficit instead of debt (no President since Eisenhower circa 1957 has reduced the debt, Clinton and Gingrich claimed to have reduced it in the late '90s but that was only through accounting tricks) in that the federal deficit did go down by $1.7 trillion from 2020 to 2022. Of course since 2020 was the covid year reducing the deficit in 2021 and 2022 was an undertaking that a junior high student probably could have accomplished, too, truth be known.

On the Distinct Likelihood that There Are Far More Citizens In this Country Struggling with Gas Prices than There Are Those Struggling with Trans Stuff (Most People Not Giving a Rat's Ass What Other People Do as Long as They Don't Infringe Upon Their Rights)

And the Biden regime knows that. Obviously (a part of their infinite desire to further division while they themselves wreak havoc on our country, consolidate power, etc.).

On the Fact that (According to the National Crime Victimization Survey) the Violent Victimization Rate Rose from 16.5 Victimizations per 1,000 In 2021 to 23.5 Victimizations per 1,000 In 2022 and so When Effeminate Blowhards Like MSLSD's Chris Hayes Tell Us that Crime Is Going Down Under Biden He's Either Lying (via Torturing the Data) or Way too Stupid to Understand Basic Statistics

 I'm curious as to what the 2023 numbers will look like. Based on the plethora of horror stories coming out of Washington, New York, San Francisco, and Chicago, another massive spike seems inevitable. We'll see, I guess.

On the Fact that Obama's Drone Program Blew to Smithereens a Mega Shitload of Civilians and I Don't Seem to Recall Any of These Woke Retarded Chaps Protesting In Response to it

Yeah, I'm beginning to think that these assholes don't give a flying-flock about civilians (duh, huh, stop the presses!!) and that they're just spewing back the same hackneyed bromides that their equally challenged and insular professors have been percolating longer than it takes Jimmy from South Park to sing American Pie.......And, yes, I've been sitting on that joke for a long, long time, sue me.

On the Overwhelming Likelihood that if You're Willing to Rape, Murder, Kidnap, and Maim and Do so On a Massive Scale, Lying About Casualty Numbers Isn't Going to Be Keeping You Up at Nigh

Thankfully for these terrorists they have the Western whore media which is all too willing to peddle their foolishness. Better lucky than good, I guess.

On the Fact that I Would Give this Song a Perfect 10 Just for the Harmonica Send-Off Alone......and a 9.9 Without it

   Enjoy.

On 3.3% of the Deaths In Canada Coming from Medically-Assisted Suicide - https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/publications/health-system-services/annual-report-medical-assistance-dying-2021.html

  The most recent stats that I could find were from 2021 and being that the number had been rising at about 40% a year since the policy's rollout in 2017 my suspicion is that the percentage is higher now. Of course the most troubling statistic of all is that just 4% of the "applicants" for this "procedure" are turned down (the Netherlands by comparison turn away 13%), a signal that a lot of people who could possibly get their life together with counseling and other interventions are needlessly getting offed.
   As to whether I personally approve of this policy, in general, yeah, probably but there have to be much better safeguards than they're using in Canada because just like with the death penalty one "mistake" is one too many.

 

On the Biden Administration Trying to Cobble Together a Weird Coalition of Illegal Aliens, LGBTQAdInfinitum, Young Idiot College Students, and Disgruntled Minorites (Hopefully Not the Asians as They've Been Royally Hammered by These Diabolical Nut-Jobs)

And even among these groups his poll numbers are dipping ("Genocide Joe Must Go" Now Coming from the Muslim Block). Thank the Lord for those mail-in ballots, huh?

On Denver

 

Or as I prefer to call it, San Francisco and New York with skiing. 

On Cindy McCain Recently Admitting that "We All Knew What He (Epstein) Was Doing" but that No One In the Legal Sphere Could Do Anything About it Because They Were Scared

I just have two questions (for now). a) Who is the "we" that she's referencing here? And b) why didn't any of these we people speak up? I mean, I get it that there could be some legal repercussions but if any of these folks are elected officials can't they say damn near anything and not be sued if they utter it on the floor of the Senate or House (the Harry Reid situation, example; him saying that Romney hadn't paid taxes in 10 years)? Seem to recall something like that.

On the Fact that There Are Still Some Low Information Wokesters Out There Who Think that Trump Referred to Neo-Nazis and White Supremacists as, "Fine People"

And it surely doesn't help that a) the current President shits out this slanderous bullshit every 15 seconds and b) our corrupt as hell media never holds him accountable for it.......Not that they need the help, mind you, I'm just sayin'.