On the Narrative that President Eisenhower Disappeared for a Couple Days to Negotiate with Some Space Aliens

My intuition tells me that he simply stole away for a spell to bang some chicklet and didn't want Mamie to know. I mean, it's not like he didn't do it before (over in England during WW2; Kay Summersby I believe was her name) and for Christ sakes it's a lot more plausible than him making sausage with a bunch of ET characters.......or one would think.