On the Miami Hurricanes Turning the Ball Over 8 Times Today and Getting Smoked by a Feisty but Much Less Ballyhooed Duke Squad, 45 to 21 (Duke Was Actually On the Verge of Adding Another Touchdown at the End but Mercifully Took a Knee so as to Not Run Up the Score - Duke Running Up the Score On Miami, Did You Ever?)

 Needless to say the 'Canes fans are going apeshit and asking that first year coach, Mario Cristobal, be summarily dismissed. Unfortunately the school went all in on Cristobal by giving him a long-term contract at $8,000,000 a season (with a hefty buyout, I'm assuming) and so unless the faithful can load up a convoy of armored trucks at Fort Knox and head it on down to South Beach, hoping and praying might be the only plausible option at this point, sadly.