On the Fact that Mike Lindell's My Pillow Is the Most Comfortable Pillow Out There............for People Who've Been Up for Seven Consecutive Days Snorting Cocaine and Then On Day Eight Switching Gears and Dousing a Half-Gallon of Cutty

I've got nothing personal against you ole Mike but, dear Lord, if you're gonna' charge an arm and a leg for a damned pillow you're gonna' have to up your game a bit. Sorry but, yeah.