On Fascist Prick, Gavin Newsom, Vacationing In Montana, One of the 22 States that California Currently Prohibits State-Sponsored Travel to (Something to Do with the Fact that These Places Don't Want Fellas' Playing On Women's Sports Team or Their First Graders Leaning About Sex, Being Exposed to Degeneracy, etc.)

The spokesperson tried to clarify matters by pointing out that ole Newsom was engaged in personal travel, not state-sponsored. A decent point but when asked if a security detail had been dispatched for the trip (on the taxpayer dime, of course) he had to alter his spin a wee-bit and simply refused to answer ("we don't comment on security protocol, blah blah"). Surprise, surprise.