On L.A. Mayor, Eric Garcetti, Getting Caught Maskless at the Super Bowl and When Confronted On the Obvious Hypocrisy (the Asshole's a Huge Fan of Mask Mandates, it Seems) Making Up Some Ludicrous Lie About Holding His Breath

I was going to make an analogy pertaining to Bill Clinton's pot-smoking dodge but in this case it seems as if Mr. Garcetti's excuse had more to do with exhaling air than inhaling marijuana. Similar logic, though.