On the Fact that I Have Known Countless Dudes In My Life Who if You Ever, EVER, Threw a Milkshake at Them, Would Cold-Cock You In the Mouth so Hard that Your Teeth Would Go Flying, Throw You Head-First Into the Nearest Concrete Wall, and Take the Remainder of that Milkshake and Force-Feed it Up Your Poop-Shoot so Bodaciously that it Would Come Out Your Mouth

Advice to Antifa. Steer clear of these fellows 'cause, thrust me, they will annihilate you...….Now move along.