On the Fact that CNN Is Getting Pounded In the Ratings by Dudes Hammering Out Content from Their Kitchen Tables and Yet They Continue to Persevere In a State that Can Only Be Described as Mind-Numbingly Moronic, Embarrassing, Bonkers, and Deceitful

Now if we could only get Anderson Cooper to put HIMSELF on the "Ridiculist", we'd be cooking but, alas, he will not. Damn it!!