On Pathetic Lunatics Who Are so Deranged and Who Live In Such a Dystopic Reality that They Actually Believe that a Middle-Class Person Could Get Two Modern-Day Dickensian Type Blokes to Fight for the Privilege of Mowing His or Her Lawn for $5

Don't think that such people exist? Trust me, they do...…………………………………………………………………………………………..P.S. And, yes, I am of course referring here to folks who are a) exceedingly insular (perhaps living in their mother's basement), b) totally lacking in human capital, c) heavily prone to blame others for their paltry existence, d) not particularly motivated to improve themselves, and e) insecure to an almost metallic level...….Just in case you couldn't figure it out.