On the Likelihood of Rachel Maddow, Don Lemon, Chris Hayes, Anderson Cooper, Chris Cuomo, or Any of These Other Mainstream Media Trump-Deranged Douche-Bags Ever Having Ray McGovern, Bill Binney, or Adam Carter On Their Programs and Allowing Them to Explain (via the Principle of Fluid Dynamics) Why the DNC Email Breech Wasn't a Hack but Rather an On-the-Site Download Onto a Thumb-Drive

The odds are better of a gibbon pulling into your driveway with the winning lottery ticket in one hand and a $2,000 bottle of Krug extra-dry in the other. Zero, in other words (the fact that it would obliterate their increasingly cartoonish Russia narrative).