On the Fact that the British Tendency to Target Civilians Didn't Start with the Terror Bombings of WW2, the Hunger Blockade of WW1, the Concentration Camps During the Boer War, the Mowing Down of Noncombatants In Sudan During the Mahdist War, or Even the Ethnic-Cleansing of the French Acadians In Canada During the French and Indian War

Nope, it all seemed to have started when the Brits colonized Ireland in the 17th century; starting with the slopeheaded thug, Humphrey Gilbert, and reaching its apex with the even more venal and bloodthirsty Oliver Cromwell.......And these are the good guys, we're told. Damn, huh?