Open Letter to Lunacy

Human beings aren't constructs, Bartlebee. They aren't nifty little categories, either. I mean, I know that you need them to function and all but, NO, that alone is insufficient - insufficient as hell, me-bucko!..............................................................And, yes, Bartlebee, I also want you to reflect upon this dumbfounding piece of reasoning of yours. You are asking people to believe that I spent 12 months of my life/precious existence masquerading - making believe that I was a slightly left of center blogger - just so I could someday fool a bevy of lunatics that (for the entirely of those 12 months, mind you) I never knew existed. I mean, seriously, bro, I've worked in the human services field for 30 years and I've known psychiatric patients who couldn't conjure up anything that nonsensical..........................................................Oh, and then there's that whole Kafkaesque/Catch 22 mouse-trap of yours - that damned if I do, damned if I don't scenario that you, yourself, have so maniacally and shamelessly concocted. I mean, think about it. If I criticize the Democrats, that means I'm a conservative. If, however, I praise the Democrats/criticize the Republicans (which I still do regularly, by the way), that also means I'm a conservative - this, in that I'm being disingenuous............................................................And let us not forget the Mikester, either. This, I'm saying, in that, so, too, is this guy the real deal (i.e., certifiable). Hell, I'd even go as far as to say that if selective perception itself ever changed from a concept to a hominid, Mike and his trousers would be a damn perfect fit. This clown has the audacity to say that I'm a partisan, that I see everything through a partisan lens. GIVE ME A FRIGGING BREAK!!! I've written hundreds of posts and comments that have been highly critical not just of conservative politicians, mind you, but of conservative media people as well (and, no, Bart/Mike, Katie Couric isn't in any way, shape, or form one of them - idiots!). Compare this to the Mikester. This flaming lunatic only criticizes Democrats....WHEN THEY ARE DEMOCRATIC ENOUGH!! And he still maintains that Jimmy Carter was a good president. Yeah, Bart, that Jimmy Carter. The same Jimmy Carter who even Eugene McCarthy couldn't bring himself to vote for in '80 (he voted for Reagan instead)..............................................................Of course, what really makes my blood boil is when you lunatics accuse me of disingenuousness. Nobody does that, me-bucko. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. And right now I'm saying that I don't like either party..................................................It's like, what, now that it's Barack Obama's who's spending us into debt (and not W), I'm suddenly supposed to like it? Now that it's Barack Obama who's overseeing a rendition policy, I'm supposed to like that, too? Oh, and don't even get me going on foreign entanglements, Obama's Afghan policy, etc.. This, I'm saying, in that a geopolitical nightmare is a geopolitical nightmare. Bush, Obama, it don't know the difference, bro. And neither does a body-bag, either.