The Bench, Ladies and Gentlemen

Bill, if your show is such a "fair and balanced" program, why is it that whenever you're off your replacement is always, ALWAYS a conservative? This, I'm saying, in that for a while it was Tony Snow (gee, whatever happened to that guy?), then it was Laura Ingraham. Now it's that fire-spewing little lunatic, Michelle Malkin. Michelle Malkin, Bill, the individual who said that it was A.O.K. to intern Japanese-Americans during World War 2, that John Kerry got himself wounded on purpose so that he could get out of service in Vietnam, who thinks that we really oughta' get a move on in terms of deporting as many of those brown-skinned Mexicans (illegal aliens, there, I said it!) as possible, etc.. Ha, not that any of these positions are extreme, mind you - that type of thing only coming from the liberals, obviously!!................Or so you say you son-of-a-bitch.