On British Muslims Belly-Aching About There Being too Many Dogs In the Country and the Authorities, Instead of Telling These Spoiled-Rotten Malcontents to Go Pound Sand, Proceeding to Concoct Ways On How to Take an L with this Bad-Boy, too

 And the media of course are joining them in this endeavor, with crap outlets like the BBC suggesting that maybe England has become, "too dog friendly" (so fewer dogs and keeping the remaining ones as far away from the Muslims as possible, in other words). So much for man's best buddy, huh?