On the Police Having Used Geo-Tracking to Hunt Down (and, Yes, I've Chosen My Words Very Carefully) Thousands of January 6th "Suspects" but Now Asserting that the Technology Malfunctioned When it Came to the Pipe-Bomber

And the dude's on tape, too. So either he's the luckiest cork-soaker in D.C. or he's a fed. My money's on the latter one.