To All of the Jerk-Off Global Warming Fanatics Out There Who Still Believe that Their "Green Energy" Wet-Dream Is an Actual Thing While Simultaneous Believing that All of Their Blackberries and Other High-Tech Toys Simply Fall Out of the Sky with Zero Impact On the Environment, I Give You this -

        P.S. And, yes, this is what actual journalism looks like. Enjoy it when you can get it.