Saturday, December 31, 2022

On Arlene Dahl's Sex-Kittenish Performance In the Largely Forgettable 1956 Movie, "Slightly Scarlet"




Probably not of Oscar winning caliber and, yet, it worked just fine for me (especially in this scene where she literally slithers across the back yard and starts sizing up her victim).

On the $91,000,000,000 In Aid that the U.S. Has Thus Far Sent to Ukraine Being More than the Entire Russian Military Budget Was In 2021 - https://www.statista.com/statistics/1203160/military-expenditure-russia/

Needless to say the Russians haven't rolled over and have now proposed a massive increase in their military budget (I've seen reports ranging from $77 billion to $84 billion).......So another fucking arms race, in other words. Just what the world needed.

Friday, December 30, 2022

 On Why the Government, Big Tech, and the Corporate Press Continuously Shat Upon Ivermectin and HCQ

Here are a few reasons. a) They wanted to keep the population in a state of panic as fear makes people easier to control (available treatments being a variable that would reduce fear and hence a big no-no). b) All of these institutions get a ton of money from the pharmaceutical industry and so they're clearly not going to push for repurposed drugs that make them pennies on the dollar. c) Trump suggested HCQ and so on that drug at least they did it to prevent the guy from getting a win. And d) they all realized that if a covid shot did come out and needed an emergency use authorization it wouldn't be granted if there were effective treatments available (and the evidence supporting both of these medications is getting stronger).............Yeah, there are probably other reasons but since those are currently "top of mind", I went with 'em.

Thursday, December 29, 2022

 On the Fact that My Next Attempt at Trolling Will Be to Go Into a Coffee Shop Without a Mask On, Take My Coffee to a Table, Sit Down, Put a Mask On, and Act Like I'm Drinking the Coffee Through the Mask

 And if anybody says anything, I'll just inform them that I identify as a person who isn't wearing a mask and then politely ask them not to marginalize me. I mean, it works for the other nonbinary fantasy, right?

On the Fact that it's Pretty Damned Easy to Get All the Scientists to Agree On Something When You Systematically Silence the Dissenters

Of course if Mensa members like Neil Young, Keith Olbermann, and Howard Stern contribute their two cents, it's gotta be true, right? My thoughts, at least.

 On Former Tiger First Baseman, Norm Cash, Winning the Battle Title In 1961 with a Gaudy .361 Average but Never Hitting Over .300 Again for the Rest of His MLB Career (Played Another 13 Seasons)

He did hit a lot of dingers (377) and drive in a shitload of runs (1104) but, yeah, that .300 average proved very elusive for ole Norm.

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

On Gale Robbins Being so Fucking Beautiful In "Oh, You Beautiful Doll" that I Almost Keeled Over, I Swear

It was a smallish role but, trust me, I know exactly where to find her (minute 50 being the killer scene).


 On the Fact that Even Though Biden Is Waging a Proxy War Against a Nuclear Armed Imaginary Monster In Eastern Europe, the Assholes In the Corporate Press Can't Seem to Get Beyond Their Buffoonish Belief that Our Former Leader Is Literally Hitler

I don't know, do they simply not understand the danger here? I mean, I get it that they're imbeciles and all but, still.

On a Woman In Norway Being Threatened with Hate Speech Charges Simply for Stating the Obvious Reality that Trans Women Can't Be Lesbians - https://www.worldtribune.com/not-satire-norwegian-feminist-who-said-men-cant-be-lesbians-investigated-for-hate-speech/

Some frightening idiocy taking place in the Nordic region over there......and, please, do not think for a minute that the idiot socialist bimbo from New York and the rest of those leftist slants wouldn't love to institute the same Orwellian jack-booted stupidity over here. You know, to keep folks "safe".

Tuesday, December 27, 2022

On the Idiot Socialist Bimbo from New York Claiming that Elon Musk Is "Erratically" Suspending Liberal Journalists - Quick Addendum

 And I'm not necessarily suggesting that I agree with Musk's actions here (though, yes, at least Elon wasn't acting on behest of the government - making the private company argument a lot more solid). I mean, I get it that doxxing folks is a repugnant and bullshit maneuver but I also seem to remember Elon saying that he was damn close to being a free-speech absolutist......and being that this information was publicly known, supposedly, it's a really tough call for me.

On the Idiot Socialist Bimbo from New York Claiming that Elon Musk Is "Erratically" Suspending Liberal Journalists

Well, being that Mr. Musk suspended these assholes because they were doxxing his location in real time and harassing his son, it appears as if the idiot socialist bimbo from New York has decided to change the definition of yet another word; erratically, in this case. And don't you just love how all of these sanctimonious leftist jerks are concerned with tech censorship all of a sudden? Precious, ain't it?

 On Red Skelton Making a Movie In 1950 In Which His Two Leading Ladies Were Ann Miller and Arlene Dahl ("Watch the Birdie") and Will Hart Leading a Life In 2005 In Which HIS Two Leading Ladies Were Melinda and Val


Slight edge to Red, wouldn't you say?

Monday, December 26, 2022

To All of the Jerk-Off Global Warming Fanatics Out There Who Still Believe that Their "Green Energy" Wet-Dream Is an Actual Thing While Simultaneous Believing that All of Their Blackberries and Other High-Tech Toys Simply Fall Out of the Sky with Zero Impact On the Environment, I Give You this -

        P.S. And, yes, this is what actual journalism looks like. Enjoy it when you can get it.

On Recently Witnessing a Six Year Old Utter the Terms, "Bullshit" and "Fuck it"

Got some mixed feelings here. On the one hand having young kids coarsen so early is kinda' troubling to me but on the other hand I did laugh my brains out (out of earshot, of course). Oh well, still time to figure it out, I guess. 

Sunday, December 25, 2022

 On President Biden Turning 80 Last Month

I've been told that a lot of people stop counting after a certain number of birthdays and from what I've been witnessing with ole Biden, THAT won't be a problem.

 On Having a Dream Last Night that the Country Didn't Have an Election Week, an Election Month, or Even an Election Year but Rather an Election Century

Needless to say, there were quite a few logistical challenges. Thankfully it all worked out in the end (as in, Democrats forever).

 On the Fact that Trans-Circles Are Real Circles and Not Just a Bunch of Confused Rectangles, Triangles, Octagons, and Squares......and if Don't Bow Down to this Assertion IMMEDIATELY You Are a Trans-Circles Phobe, Period

Got it?

My All-Time Favorite Moody Blues Song?

                                                                          If forced to pick, this one. 

Saturday, December 24, 2022

On Montgomery Clift Having the Pleasure of Making Out with Anne Baxter In 1951's "I Confess" but Probably Not Enjoying it All that Much Because the Dude Was Gay

Pretty good acting, though, wouldn't you say (method-acting as they call it in some precincts)? 


On Putting the Security State In Charge of Determining the Veracity of Something

 Mr. Biden, the East German Stasi and Soviet KGB called and want their Orwellian propogandist tactics back.......You want me to take a message?

Friday, December 23, 2022

On the Washington Post Falsely Labeling the Twitter Files Journalists (Matt Taibbi, Michael Shellenberger, and Bari Weiss), Conservative, and Later Stealth-Editing it to Avoid Further Humiliation

And they obviously did it to discredit the reporters by framing them as probably biased. Fortunately there are still enough of us who read/listen to actual journalists like Taibbi, Shellenberger, and Weiss and eschew those corporate shit-posting hangouts like the Compost, MSLSD, CNN, etc. and so we saw through the shameless lie immediately. But, yeah, they'll keep trying. They always do.

 On Conservatives Like Howard Phillips and Richard Viguerie Blasting Reagan In 1987 for Pursuing an Arms Treaty with the Soviets, Phillips Going as Far as to Call the Gipper, "a Useful Idiot for Soviet Propaganda"

This came before the neocons, and based upon lingo like this, they weren't really needed it appears.......................................................................................P.S. They also tarred Reagan with the Neville Chamberlain smear, a dandy that has long been a favorite from the war-whore's arsenal.  

Thursday, December 22, 2022

2028?

Why not? Why the fuck not? Might as well go totally crazy, right?


Monday, December 19, 2022

 On Rabbit Emojis Now Being a Symbol of Hate - https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-twitter-qanon-rabbit-bunny-1766607

Only if you're a carrot stick or psychotic leftist. Other than that, yeah, no.

On this Warped Notion that Trump Is an Extremist (a Claim Made by Jerk-Off Tools Like Biden)

The fellow isn't even a conservative. He's a big government Republican, just like Eisenhower, just like Nixon, just like the two Bushes, and just like Ford. Yeah, he cut the tax rates but, I'm sorry, dropping the top rate from 39% to 37% doesn't exactly conjure up images Mussolini and Pinochet. And the fact that he didn't start any new wars, accepted gay marriage, signed criminal justice reform, and had an immigration policy similar to that of Walter Mondale, none of this sounds particularly radical, either, does it? President Biden, on the other had............(for a trip down Memory Lane -https://paranoiacstoogetalk.blogspot.com/2022/11/on-trump-versus-biden-on-fascism-scale.html)

Sunday, December 18, 2022

 To All of the Low Rent "Reporters" Out There Who've Been Sliming Matt Taibbi for a) His Work On the Twitter Files, Suggesting that it Was Shoddy Journalism (the Guy Used Primary Sources so What the Fuck), and b) for Collaborating with Public Enemy Number One, Elon Musk

 Mr. Musk selected Taibbi because he isn't a partisan stooge who was knee-deep in creating this fucking scandal of big tech oligarchs, deeply entrenched state-sponsored goons, and the legacy media colluding to censor conservatives on the eve of a Presidential election. And based upon your infantile good guy/bad guy caliber reaction to it, an excellent choice, I would say (ditto, Michael Shellenberger and Bari Weiss). 

Saturday, December 17, 2022

High Plains Grifter?

Now THAT'S a sequel worth watching.


 On Rachel Maddow Refusing to Apologize for Being Monumentally Wrong About the Vaccine Stopping Transmission

Not surprising in that the over/under coming out of Vegas was 0.003% (so similar to the covid case fatality-rate for teenagers, in other words). And, besides, wasn't that at least 5 or 6 lies ago? Time to move on, I say (and by, time to move on, I of course mean, hammer away).

 On the Loser Brigade Excoriating "Libs of TikTok" While Simultaneously Showing Zero Disgust for the Miscreants In the Videos Themselves (Videos that the Libs Simply Uploaded with Very Little Commentary or Editing)

I've never been a big fan of shooting the messenger and in this case, please, make it a double.

Friday, December 16, 2022

On People Who Scream the Loudest


Almost as if they have something to hide. As the old saying goes.


On the Fact that Twitter Never Once Engaged In "Shadow-Banning" (According to Dorsey and He Would Never Lead Us Astray, Right?)

Perhaps, but that's only because they were way too busy "visibility filtering" instead. You know how hard multi-tasking can be.

Thursday, December 15, 2022

On the Fact that Psychopaths In the Public School Systems of America Are Literally Separating Children from Base Reality, Telling Them that Not Only Can They Alter Their Gender from Boy to Girl and Vice Versa, They Can Also Assume One of the Other 71 Genders that Apparently Fall In-Between and Worst of All They're Pulling this Dystopian Anti-Science, Anti-Logic Idiocy Without Parental Approval

As we've seen over the past couple years, people will put up with a lot but I'm tellin' ya' here, once you start fucking around with their kids all bets are off. My advice to the lunatics, if you're even thinking about mutilating or poisoning a child behind the parents' back, oh boy, just don't do it. OK? Leave it at that.

 On One of the Key Elements of Gaslighting Being Concealing the Truth from People

Well if that's true then Twitter's been doing some seriously yeoman work these days. Hopefully the government appreciates it.

On How to Get More Folks to Watch Soccer (Courtesy of Legendary Comic, Nick Di Paolo)

 One simple solution. a) Make the field smaller. b) Flood the whole thing with water. c) Freeze it overnight. And d) give all the players skates and hockey sticks. Who knows, it just might work.

On the Fact Come January There Will Be 4 Black Republican Congresspersons Serving In Washington; Incumbents Burgess Owens and Byron Donalds and Newcomers John James and Wesley Hunt - Quick Addendum

 And there were another 25 who ran for Congress but lost (these coming in overwhelmingly blue districts). So, yeah, maybe the logjam is exploding after all............and it's about damn time................................................................................................P.S. And, no, I'm not professing that the Republicans are anything to write home about, either, just that it probably isn't the best thing in the world for one party to have a monopoly on any particular demographic, that's all.


Wednesday, December 14, 2022

On the Hard-Left's Latest Bromide Arguing that Harsh Criticism of Anyboy On Their "Team" Constitutes an Incitement to Violence

 The latest douche-bag who they're concerned about Is Twitter's Trust and Safety ramrod, Yoel Roth. Apparently he's getting death threats since his role in colluding with government slugs to destroy Trump has been uncovered and he's freaking out quite a bit (he's also made some questionable sexual tweets in the past relating to children but since I've already taken one shower earlier I'm gonna' take a pass for now). Now, is he bullshitting for sympathy or to stifle criticism, who knows. If the dude is telling the truth then, yes, a forceful denunciation of anybody who's pulling this crap needs to be made and if apprehended fully prosecuted.
 HOWEVER, if the left thinks that they can silence us over this, fuck that. a) They've engaged in every bit as much incitement to violence as the right has (possibly more) and b) these poor bastards are public figures who've messed up mightily in many cases and to say that we can't tee-off on them like they teed-off on Trump for 6 plus years, it simply doesn't work that way. Sorry but, no.

On a Recent Study from the Pentagon Showing that 77% of Young Americans, age 17 to 24, Are Currently Unfit for Military Service (Due to Obesity, Substance Abuse, Mental Illnesses, etc.) - https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/09/28/new-pentagon-study-shows-77-of-young-americans-are-ineligible-military-service.html

And the Biden Administration's solution to this manpower crisis is to bounce tens of thousands of active service people who ARE fit to serve simply because they refused an experimental medical procedure that they probably don't need (already having natural immunity, the low risk of covid for young people, etc.). Oh well, as long as we can keep the trans people happy, that's what really counts, huh?

Monday, December 12, 2022

On Congressman Benny Thompson Suggesting that the January 6th Show-Trial Committee Will Be Dishing Out Criminal Referrals While Admittedly Not Knowing Who the Individuals and/or Charges Will Be

Yes, because as we're all aware, this is exactly how a Constitutional Republic operates in the realm of law and order; cast a wide net, identify a bunch of people who the shits in power have a strong disliking of, go through their personal lives until you find something, anything, that you can prosecute them on (and do it in Washington D.C. where 95% of the people share your dystopian views), and celebrate by smelling your own farts as if they were a vintage Chenin Blanc. Just the basics, in other words.

Sunday, December 11, 2022

On the Overwhelming Likelihood that a Population Willing to Give Up its Civil Liberties During a Crisis Will Only Prompt the Statist Psychopaths to Create Additional Crises

What, you thought that they were gonna' stop at covid? You silly boy.

On the Concept of Having Proven Liars In the Government Being the Arbiters of "Disinformation"

Yeah, even if you believed that it was somehow a desirable situation to have the state determine what is and isn't truth, to now have that function in the hands of the present-day psychopaths should certainly give everybody pause. Or one would hope. 

Saturday, December 10, 2022

 On News Outlets Now Being Little More than Therapy Sites for Their Targeted Demo

And, surprise, surprise, reality therapy appears not to be on the agenda.

 On Going from "I Will Never Take Donald Trump's Vaccine" to "You Have to Take Donald Trump's Vaccine and if You Don't......"

It does make sense if you think about it. The first statement was when Trump was still in office and so giving the guy even a sniff of a win was untenable while the second one was post Trump and therefore a golden opportunity to consolidate power and institute cronyism. Politics 101, in other words.

On the Fact that Universal Vaccination Equals No Control Group

Can't necessarily say that this was the government's major motivation but it was certainly compatible with the others (greed, corruption, and ignorance being the three biggies), that's for certain.

Friday, December 9, 2022

On this Brilliant 1953 Tony Vaccaro Photo of the Incomparable Gwen Verdon

    Still waiting for a price quote from the Monroe Gallery. Likely can't afford it but you never know 'til you try.


 On Weak Men Creating Hard Times and Hard Times Creating Strong Men

Yeah, I guess that they have to be exponentially hard, as we clearly aren't there yet (I had some illustrative photos for this one but self-censored - sad, huh?).

On Leftist Media Shits Recently Referring to the Twitter Files as a "Nothing-Burger"

I totally agree but only if by "nothing burger" the shits mean, "twitter (and other social media companies) and the government clearly colluding to deny the basic civil right of free speech", otherwise, I dissent.

 On Kanye West Saying Tons of Dumb Shit

Yep, he certainly does. But you know what, it's the dude's Constitutional right to do so. Of course if you've got something better to say I'll defend THAT, too. 100% guaranteed.

Thursday, December 8, 2022

 On Adam "the Crybaby" Kinzinger, Mitch McConnell, Adam Schiff, Anthony Fauci, Jeb Bush, Liz Cheney, Hillary Clinton, the Idiot Socialist Bimbo from New York, Nancy Pelosi, Mitt Romney, Gavin Newsom, Beto O'Dork, Stacey Abrams, Lindsey Graham, Eric Swalwell, Kamala Harris, Chris "I Try to Get the Liberal Press to Like Me 'Cause I'm an Idiot" Christie, and John Bolton

I'll take, Individuals Who I Would Have Preferred Sending to Russia In Exchange for Brittney Griner Instead the Psychopath Who No Less than "60 Minutes" Had Claimed Was One of the Most Dangerous Men On Earth", for a thousand, Alex.

 On Hydroxychloroquine Being Totally Safe for Treating Lupus, Malaria, and Parasites but Then Magically Morphing Into a Genocidal Madman When it Comes to Treating the Covid Virus

It's totally absurd and yet this was what the media assholes were shoving down our throat in 2020. As to why they were doing it, who knows. My inclination is always to look at what's smack-dab in front of me and right now that's greed, corruption, and raw stupidity.......but I gotta' tell ya', the disgusting and underhanded way in which the powerful have wielded that power of late, yeah, they just might be up to something a bit more psychopathic than that. Sure wouldn't rule it out.

On the Exact Point Where Clift and Peterson Merge and Later Separate

  Does it really matter? I suppose that to some it does......but I'm not one of them. Great performance.

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

 On the Fact that DeSantis Stood Up to the Covid Tyranny, Trump, Not so Much

Yeah, Trump tried to have it both ways. On the one hand he gave at least some lip-service regarding the dangers of the lockdowns but then on the other hand he tweeted some smack about Sweden not shutting down. And, please, don't give me any of that 3D chess nonsense. Well, unless making it up as you go along constitutes 3D chess then, yes, maybe.

On the Fact that (According to a Recent CNN - Who Else? - Story) Even Daylight Savings Time Is Bigoted Now

Please, black people, reject these leftist white morons. They see you as little more than children, a reliable voting block, and people who are apparently too feeble-minded to succeed without their beneficence. It's insulting and now's as good a time as any to let 'em know about it.

Monday, December 5, 2022

 On the Fact that if Comedians Become Frightened to Say Shit, Fascism Has Arrived

And based upon late-night "comedy" shows these days, fascism has at least somewhat arrived.

On Elon Musk Banning Kanye West for His Antisemitic Comments

 I don't like it. Yes, Kanye made some ill-advised statements but they were hardly illegal and either you believe in free speech or you don't. Please, Mr. Musk, reconsider.

 On Hillary Clinton Shitting Out that Venal Old Joke About Black Men Looking Alike, the Liberals In the Audience Laughing In Response, and Not a Single Media Shit Hammering the Old Battleax for Her Hardcore Racism

Now just imagine a Republican telling that joke. A get out of jail free card for that individual? What do you think?

Sunday, December 4, 2022

Now Here's a Journalist

This is one of the most epic journalistic soliloquies of recent memory and, gee, what a shock, he (Mr. Greenwald) doesn't work for corporate news. Please watch this and see how its supposed to be done - https://rumble.com/v1yjc4a-secret-twitter-files-on-censorship-of-hunter-biden-story.html

On the Fact that Trump Was so Owned by Putin that He Flooded Ukraine with Weapons and Put Up One Stumbling Block After Another Toward the Completion of Nord Stream 2

And the truly tragic part of this is that Trump probably did these things to neuter the left's conspiratorial idiocy on Trump/Russia collusion ("look at me, I'm being tough on Russia"). If the Clintonistas hadn't pushed this bullshit after Hillary's embarrassing loss we might have been able to normalize relations with Russia and even work with them to target some terrorist groups. Of course that would have required a semblance of decency and we can't have that, now can we?

 On the Fact that 99.73% of Twitter Employees' Campaign Contributions Went to Democrats

That's a bit surprising as I thought that 99.9999% went to the Dems. Oh well, I'll have to do a better job guessing next time...............................................................................................P.S. Chart courtesy of the great reporter, Matt Taibbi.


Saturday, December 3, 2022

On the Fact that the Leftists Have Gotten so Desperate to Control the Narrative that They're Now Unwilling to Permit Even ONE of the Big Social Media Companies the Right to Allow People with Dissenting Views a Place to Express Them (I'm of Course Referencing Here the New Left, Not High-Integrity Liberals Like Glenn Greenwald, Tulsi Gabbard, Jimmy Dore, Matt Taibbi, Aaron Mate, etc.)

 I'm of course talking about Twitter here, a shit-posting depository where leftists from government, academia, Hollywood, and the legacy press routinely engage in character assassination, actual misinformation such as (a - Trump colluding with Russia (the declassified docs from Adam Schiff's star-chamber hearing are illustrative on this), b - Hunter Biden's laptop being Russian disinformation, c - Biden not knowing anything about his son's business dealings, d - Biden not knowing anything about the Michael Flynn case (VP; Logan Act - from Peter Stzrok's notes), e - hydroxychloroquine being a dangerous drug (it actually has a better safety profile than ibuprofen), f - the lockdowns only lasting 15 days to "flattern the curve", g - ivermectin being a "horse de-wormer", h - the covid jabs being safe and effective (some studies actually suggesting negative efficacy after two boosters), i - the January 6th rioters killing five individuals, j - Trump asserting that there were fine people among the neo-Nazis, k - Kyle Rittenhouse being a racist and white supremacist, l - modern industrial societies being able to function on wind, solar, and battery power, and m - border agents whipping illegal aliens), and actual election interference when they banned the fucking President of the United States on the eve of the election and deep-sixed the Hunter Biden Laptop story.......So, yeah, more hardcore projection, in other words.

Friday, December 2, 2022

 On Unemployed Actress, Alyssa Milano, Claiming that Elon Musk Wants to Turn Twitter Into a Haven for, Drum Roll, Please, White Supremacists

Here it is one more time; the actual definition of white supremacist, a definition that if these leftist dullards like Milano adhered to would wipe out 99.9% of the people who they've tarred with this rancid label.   a person who believes that white people constitute a superior race and should therefore dominate society, typically to the exclusion or detriment of other racial and ethnic groups, in particular black or Jewish people 

On Bryce Dallas Howard Outrunning a Dinosaur In "Jurassic World" (In Heels, No Less)

That's what she gets for not being as hot as Megan Fox and some of her other competition. Hopefully by the next sequel. 

Thursday, December 1, 2022

 On the Fact that Off-Patent Repurpose Drugs Make the Pharmaceutical Companies Pennies While the New Covid Shots Make Them Billions of Dollars and No One Seems to Find Any of this Stuff Suspicious In Terms of the Government Setting Healthcare Policy

This is one of the biggest red-flags of my life and yet very few people (in the mainstream, at least) seem to be connecting any of the dots. Of course, it doesn't help one's understanding when the mainstream media (themselves benefiting greatly from big pharma's windfall) ignores any and all government corruption but, come on, some elementary deduction, for Christ.