On the Democrats Losing the 2016 Presidential Race to a Boorish Reality Show Jock but Instead of Turing Inward and Asking Themselves, "How Pray-Tell Did We Fuck this One Up and What Do We Do to Fix Things?", Proceeding with a Four Year Long Temper Tantrum and Making Shit Up Out of Whole Cloth In an Effort to Destroy the Above-Mentioned Jock

Well, at least they've gotten much more mature since then.......There, can you now remove the gun from my temple?