On the Fact that Surgical Face-Masks Are Essentially Splash-Guards and Were Never Designed to Protect ANYONE from Microscopic Viral Aerosols

And we've known this for decades now making our collective descent into lunacy even more troubling. Thankfully we have brilliant minds like Fauci and the crazy CDC lady who can help us right this ship 'cause without them where would we be?.............................................................................................P.S. And, yes, I wrote this tome while on significant hallucinogenics. Sue me.