On the Snot-Nosed Trudeau Now Wanting to "Compel" Certain Tow-Truck Drivers to Tow Away the Trucks In the Convoy Protest (I'm Still Trying to Figure Out the Logistics of it but Whatever)

I have a better idea. How 'bout we compel this asshole to stop wearing shoe-polish on his face every other Saturday and getting ridiculously moist every time that someone utters the words, Fidel Castro and Communist China? That work for you? Awesome.