Thursday, January 13, 2022

On the Fact that One of the Trees In My Neighbor's Yard Is Transitioning to Be an Asparagus Plant

Being a libertine it doesn't bother me one iota. Just as long as the trans-asparagus doesn't make me use ludicrous pronouns or admit that said piece of vegetation actually is an asparagus plant and not a tree pretending to be one. So, do we have a deal?

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