On the Prospect of Being Forced to Watch and Listen to this Idiot Spit Out Partisan Political Tripe In His Typical Frenetic Manner and Have it Be Presented to His Audience as Some Weird Type of Comedy In Which Applause Is More Important than Laughter

To be frank here, I would rather have bleach poured directly into my eyes while Michael Bolton's greatest hits blare continuously into my tight-fitting headphones.......and based upon his shit ratings, I ain't alone.