On the Fact that (According to a Peer-Reviewed Randomized Clinical Trial from the Journal of the American Medical Association) Kids Who Wear Face-Masks Are Inhaling Six Times as Much Carbon Dioxide as the Mask-Less Kids Are And they're Doing it for Six Hours (at Least) per Day Every Day

It's hard to believe that we needed a fancy study to point out what a sixth-grader could have deduced with his sixth grade logic and reasoning but apparently we did, huh? How sad is that?