On the Fact that During Mr. Biden's Recent Town-Hall There Were at Least a Half-Dozen Painstaking Instances In Which the Fellow Made Literally (and, Yes, I Literally Mean, Literally, this Time) No Sense

And this was with douche-bag Lemon spotting him every step of the way. Thankfully we have a top-notch person backing him up in case ole Joe needs to step down, you know, to keep America percolating (he said, with all of the satirical oomph that he could muster).