On the Fact that While it Was Certainly Inspiring In Many Ways When the United States Elected its First Black President, I Can't Help but Think that the People of the Middle East Weren't All that Relieved to a Have a Mulatto from Chicago Dropping Thousands of Bombs On Them as Opposed to Some Dry-Drunk White Guy from Texas Doing the Dirty Deed

Sometimes you have to look at things from multiple angles. Exhibit A, right here.