"Major" Inconvenience

As for Leeds himself, though, I'm telling you, that son-of-bitch has sporn practically nothing. And even on the inside at Sassy's first, those two front teeth of his, etc., damned if even those weren't starting to thin a little. Of course, of all those shitty/moronic penchants of his, it'll probably be that stumbling and bumbling at hightower that'll mostly fill the memory bank....high and dry and, yes, be his frigging legacy, for Christ! I mean, it does make sense, right, life itself being the price for being such a loser, kerplunkingly, miserably, etc.? And, no, don't even get me talking about eternity. That, my friends, would be a terrible mistake.